Testing this Bromobile's toneage

[ironist]

gettin’ squeezed between the supple nether cheeks of time and space.

i’m down.

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[ironist]

[Yeah...]

guess the universe likes to bust your balls with steel toed boots from the past.
just make sure you got your cup secured, kid. you'll be fine.

[rapping]

im always fine
i kick ass and take names
thats my fucking profession
its just a shitty situation thats all

[ironist]

sure kid.
just don't start calling your fists nicknames like a douchebag.
otherwise that sounds like a fine-ass profession.

[rapping]

the minute i name my fists is the minute i need to get euthanized for the good of humanity
being a douchebag is only funny until you actually become a douchebag
it ceases being ironic and starts becoming fucking stupid
my fists will rename unnamed

[ironist]

word.
that's the kind of answer i expect.

[rapping]

yeah i know
im a fucking rock star
everyday im shufflin
etc etc
so whats the deal with you showing up half dead and shit
because thats fucked up

[ironist]

so that's what's got your panties all twisted now.
shrug. not my idea, that's all i can tell you.