Testing this Bromobile's toneage

[ironist]

gettin’ squeezed between the supple nether cheeks of time and space.

i’m down.

Comments

[featheryasshole]

do you ever think about anything that is not asses
serious question

[ironist]

nope.

[Serious answer...?]

[featheryasshole]

yeah i figured

so whats this place like that youre headed to
is it a space station
cause if it is i need to warn you that those suck hardcore

[ironist]

i know all about that can of shit snakes you're stuck in, kid.

[nukeoleptic]

oh my god

[ironist]

sup. one of dave's friends, right.

[nukeoleptic]

yes!!!
and you are daves bro :o
ummm
i guess i can say i have heard a lot about you!

[dashingrainbow]

What?

[ironist]

huh, a talking rainbow pegasus pony. rad as fuck.

[dashingrainbow]

... I am totally rad!

[tipsygnostalgia]

omg another strider
and its an older dirk thats socute
we have plenty of room in chattae de lalonde-strider
*chateau
aka house of AWESOMEEEE
you should
come live w us
;D

[ironist]

back up a second there miss cotton candy text.
before you go and write up a new lease, explain something to me.

hot water. how often do you run out.

[tipsygnostalgia]

were better off than most of the city!

[ironist]

a regular carolyn burnham, you are.

[dicey]

Ew.

[ironist]

[dicey]

::::P

So who are you?

[ironist]

dave's bro.

sup.

[rapping]

three striders
one city
i dont know if adstringendum can handle that much swag

[ironist]

it'll end up a regular western stand-off.
think you can handle that shit, lil man?

[rapping]

hell fucking yes i can
the city wont know what hit it
but its going to be weird
having you around
since that whole jack noir is a fucking asshole thing went down

[You're supposed to be dead.]

[ironist]

[Yeah...]

guess the universe likes to bust your balls with steel toed boots from the past.
just make sure you got your cup secured, kid. you'll be fine.

[elatum]

[It takes a second to get past the language, and then:]

That's one way to put it.

[Humans can be quite creative with words. It's amusing, really.]

[ironist]

word.

[elatum]

[There's something different about this one. He smiles, a hint of interest in his expression.]

You're taking this a lot better than most people.