Moving is HARD though D8

[scienderp]

With how much hand-wringing you're doing over this move, I'm surprised you even still have hands at all.

Please, try to relax. I am sure that everything will be perfectly fine. Perhaps you ought to go and busy yourself with something else for a time? I do not mind waiting for you to return.

I have things I must attend to myself, after all. You do not have to entertain me... Save your game hunt for another day.

It is not necessary that my schedule be full all the time.

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here let me just package up my soul

[scienderp]

The correct definition of a civil conversation would exclude threats of violence and insults, Starscream. Something mutually beneficial for both parties, or at the very least one that implies shared respect.

[but he's not gonna get that is he]

Make sure you gift wrap it

[aerospace]

[Probably not. But this one is less prickly in general.]

Blah, blah, blah. Autobot nonsense.

And if by the unlikely event that I agreed to this -- what kind of civil conversation would you want to have?

with a bow <3 blaug also forgive the post, my brain is on strike

[scienderp]

If in the event that you agreed? At most I would hope you might wish to share what you have learned here. I would be more than willing to talk about this new world.

... At the very least, I would not mind hearing how you have been here.

Don't worry about it, mine is always on strike

[aerospace]

If I were to hypothetically answer that I would say that nothing ever goes my way and I keep getting stuck in stupid places with people I don't like.

So I'm just peachy.

... Hypothetically speaking of course.

It's picketing for more sleep what about yours

[scienderp]

Hypothetically then, I would have to extend my condolences regarding your current situation. And wish that you might find some form of peace in whatever place you happen to 'get stuck in' next.

Hypothetically speaking.

Mine is like a cat. Wants to sleep 18 hours a day.

[aerospace]

You are such a goody-goody. I could almost gag.

[Except he's not human and can't but shhhh]

Good thing this is only a hypothetical conversation and isn't really happening.

have you tried feeding it no doze?

[scienderp]

Mmh...

I suppose then that this hypothetical conversation will end with you continuing as you always have, if that is the case?

Energy drinks too! But alas nothing

[aerospace]

Why? Are you trying to shoo me away?

i fought my brain and my brain won

[scienderp]

No, but I would rather talk to a mature mech at the moment.

I know you are perfectly capable of acting your age.

[aerospace]

Is "mature" keyword for "boring?"

[scienderp]

Many find maturity to be a positive trait. I think you've confused 'boring' for 'stable', Starscream.

[SO MUCH FOR THAT NOT ARGUING THING]

[aerospace]

Are you trying to say that I'm not stable?

[scienderp]

[Yes]

I never said that. I merely said that stable is not boring. Please don't put words in my mouth.

[aerospace]

[And this is probably true.]

I don't have to put words in your mouth. You and Jetfire never stop talking.

[scienderp]

You warrant a great deal of words, Starscream. I am surprised you have still not accepted this about Jetfire and myself.

[aerospace]

I'm more afraid all that science is going to give me an aneurism.

[Except he doesn't have a squishy brain for that. But that's okay shhhhh]

[scienderp]

[Ah ha ha ha-]

I believe you would require an organic brain for an aneurism to take place, Starscream. The exact nature of a aneurism is a swollen blood filled bulge in the wall of a blood vessel.

Terms that don't really apply to you.

[You asked for this and you know it.]

[aerospace]

[Yes, yes he did.]

... Thank you for that graphical description of something I did not want to know.

It was a metaphor.

[Or something.]

[scienderp]

It does not apply physically to the situation terribly well though, considering the biological differences.

As well, they tend to be hereditary or caused by disease, not by annoyance at excess chatter or anger.

... Or else I would assume you would not have lasted so long here.

[... Is he doing this on purpose now? YOU DON'T KNOW]

[aerospace]

I'm sorry, I stopped paying attention after the word "does."

[scienderp]

I'm sorry to hear that. It was a highly informative description.

[Nope, now we're going into 'cant kill this high' mode so there]

[aerospace]

I think you made a mistake there. You said "informative" instead of "annoying."

[scienderp]

I happen to know that my mun found the tidbit to be fairly interesting. She's researching the condition now, if I'm honest, so I feel the definition of informative still stands.

I'm sorry if it is obnoxious to you though, Starscream.

[aerospace]

You're like a giant, heaping, fluffy pile of goodness to the point where I am starting to believe you might infect me if you get to close.

[Eww good guy cooties.]

[scienderp]

Were it so easy to do so, Starscream, I would have been far closer much sooner.

[Don't tempt him, he might just do it.]

Perhaps such an infection might prove beneficial for you.