dear_mun | Moving is HARD though D8

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Moving is HARD though D8

With how much hand-wringing you're doing over this move, I'm surprised you even still have hands at all.

Please, try to relax. I am sure that everything will be perfectly fine. Perhaps you ought to go and busy yourself with something else for a time? I do not mind waiting for you to return.

I have things I must attend to myself, after all. You do not have to entertain me... Save your game hunt for another day.

It is not necessary that my schedule be full all the time.

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[Yes]

I never said that. I merely said that stable is not boring. Please don't put words in my mouth.

[And this is probably true.]

I don't have to put words in your mouth. You and Jetfire never stop talking.

You warrant a great deal of words, Starscream. I am surprised you have still not accepted this about Jetfire and myself.

I'm more afraid all that science is going to give me an aneurism.

[Except he doesn't have a squishy brain for that. But that's okay shhhhh]

[Ah ha ha ha-]

I believe you would require an organic brain for an aneurism to take place, Starscream. The exact nature of a aneurism is a swollen blood filled bulge in the wall of a blood vessel.

Terms that don't really apply to you.

[You asked for this and you know it.]

[Yes, yes he did.]

... Thank you for that graphical description of something I did not want to know.

It was a metaphor.

[Or something.]

It does not apply physically to the situation terribly well though, considering the biological differences.

As well, they tend to be hereditary or caused by disease, not by annoyance at excess chatter or anger.

... Or else I would assume you would not have lasted so long here.

[... Is he doing this on purpose now? YOU DON'T KNOW]

I'm sorry, I stopped paying attention after the word "does."

I'm sorry to hear that. It was a highly informative description.

[Nope, now we're going into 'cant kill this high' mode so there]

I think you made a mistake there. You said "informative" instead of "annoying."

I happen to know that my mun found the tidbit to be fairly interesting. She's researching the condition now, if I'm honest, so I feel the definition of informative still stands.

I'm sorry if it is obnoxious to you though, Starscream.

You're like a giant, heaping, fluffy pile of goodness to the point where I am starting to believe you might infect me if you get to close.

[Eww good guy cooties.]

Were it so easy to do so, Starscream, I would have been far closer much sooner.

[Don't tempt him, he might just do it.]

Perhaps such an infection might prove beneficial for you.

No, I'm evil, understand? E-V-I-L.

Not good. Evil. I will always be. I don't want to be good.

[And don't listen to anything Jetfire says.]

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Do you honestly expect me to believe that in its entirety, Starscream?

[Nope gonna listen to Jetfire all day fuck you >:(]

Yes.

[No, he will tell you horrible lies. :(]

... I'm afraid I do not believe it, Starscream.

[He believes AU him more so nyeh]

Why? Am I going to have to go shoot someone to prove my evilness?

[But but]

Please do not.

[Because him, Jetfire and you are the only people here right now and he would not recommend shooting his mun. For your own safety.]