Voice Testing -> Exitvoid?

[mechanicalmastermind]

 You do realize that you aren't going to get anything done for weeks right? The next reserve cycle isn't until July. You have plenty of time to get on that. And will you? Probably not. Your ability to plan astounds me. Rather, your lack of ability to plan. 'It wont take long' you say 'It shouldn't be too hard' you say. Yeah, well, sometimes things aren't as they seem. Get on that. Preparedness breeds confidence. 

No, I will be completely fine fending for myself in a weird game run by a horrible corporation that is very likely trying to murder me viciously. You ask like I haven't done this before.

Thank you so very much for your overwhelming concern.

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[mechanicalmastermind]

Sounds like you got a model puppeteer there.

LOG ME OUT WOMAN

[mechanicalmastermind]

...

What do you think you're doing?

FINE FINE~

[wideawake]

TT:Just offering you some constructive insight.

Thank you

[mechanicalmastermind]

TT: Yeah, well, I don't really need your constructive insight. I can handle this on my own.

Anytime

[wideawake]

TT: See this is your problem. You don't want to accept help when we have the same goals.
TT: I could really make this easier for you if you'd just listen every now and then.

[mechanicalmastermind]

TT: At this current moment I don't see there being an issue that I will need your help with. Not unless you can light a fire under this girl's ass.
TT: But if it comes down to it, I might be willing to accept your help. I don't foresee it progressing that far considering I'll have a lot less to pay attention to in this other strange game.

[intheclouds]

Lots of people keep mentioning death here, but so far I've been okay!

I'm John by the way, who are yo?

[mechanicalmastermind]

That sounds so very promising.

Dirk.

What's the game like?

[intheclouds]

[He just sort of laughs to himself, because what is taking this seriously.]

Nice to meet you, Dirk!

Fun so far, but I've only been there for a day so maybe I'm not the best person to ask.

[mechanicalmastermind]

[He'll raise an eyebrow, not that John can probably see it.]

Yeah, you too John.

So, you like games that apparently actively try to end your life?

[Sounds like a certain someone.]

[intheclouds]

[Not really no.]

I like a challenge yeah! Adventuring is more fun though, I don't really like dying.

[seigi]

Hehe, another person going to that game eh? My mun speaks the same about the next reserve cycle. Hopefully your mun is prepared for what's ahead in there.

[mechanicalmastermind]

She had better be.

...

Okay, she will be. Or so she would like to assure me. Are you going?

[seigi]

Yeah, I'm totally going! I can't really sit here and wait, but since the applications can't be submitted until July, I might have to be patient about it.

As long as your mun takes the action to, there shouldn't be any worries! Besides with the amount of time she has, I'm pretty sure she could pull it off, no sweat!

[mechanicalmastermind]

You seem excited. That's not quite the reaction I'd expect considering some of the things that I have learned about this ridiculous game.

She has her motivations, just like the rest of us. The sooner she gets it done the less she has to worry about it. I'm sure that will be a reassurance to her.

What's your name?

Because I'm required by law to tag all the Dirks.

[little_cal]

Hey Dirk!

I am more than okay with this law

[mechanicalmastermind]

[Blink blink. If it was cool to take his glasses off, clean them, then put them back on he would but he's pretty sure that would be overdoing the whole shock and awe thing.]

Lil Cal? I was not under the impression that you had the ability to speak.

[little_cal]

Well I'm human now so I'm not constrained by the whole puppet thing.

[mechanicalmastermind]

Glad to hear that I'm not hallucinating all of this then. Unless I am and this whole conversation is just a figment of my over-active imagination. Regardless of any of that I don't think there is much harm in taking advantage of this situation.

Which is really fucking cool by the way. Do you know how you managed to transcend the boundaries of logic and go from puppetee to puppeter?

[little_cal]

Mundane shenanigans.

[And really that's all the description this situation needed.]

[strideonstrider]

dude chill she has till july to get that shit done
thats about forever away from now

[mechanicalmastermind]

Clearly you don't understand the concept of procrastination and how she seems to be oh so fond of toeing the line of when something should be done and when something needs to be done. If your mun takes a similar stance I suggest you be a little concerned.

[strideonstrider]

nah me and procrastination are long time friends met in elementary school
top friends on facebook and shit weve met
if it really comes down to it all it takes is some loud convincing
if the mun is getting lazy its only because im not harassing her
and if my mun wants me in exitvoid its all on her as cheery rainbows and sunshine as the place sounds

[mechanicalmastermind]

Clearly you have never heard the phrase 'preparedness is the key to success'. Every possible event has the potential to go horribly and terribly wrong somewhere down the line if you don't prepare yourself for the potential of any sort of failure. Here, maybe I'll phrase it in words you can actually comprehend.

Dude. It's because this world sucks that you have to be ready for it. Kill or be killed. Dog eat dog. Any other terribly cliché phrase you can think of that equates to you being completely and entirely boned if you screw up. Like the backend of a poorly place pack mule. Can you even handle this?

[strideonstrider]

and suddenly we have a big man on campus woah allow me to instantly respect you right off the bat
thanks for dropping down to my level bro i am all of the impressed all of it
im used to games trying to get me killed one could even call me an admin i am all over that shit
all over it like like a kid on icecream mountain
seen shit killed shit watch friends get killed by shit trust me i got it
just because i aint pushing my mun to get cracking on an app thats due two and a half months from now doesnt mean im not ready
cool your handle or youll be worn out before you even get there