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re: beach party shenanigans & human!vriska

im not marrying vriska with a marshmallow goddamnit
i will throw her in the sea though
sounds legit

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OK4Y, 1 GU3SS?

youre sure all frowns today
whats eating your femtaco

YOU MUST H4V3 M3 CONFUS3D W1TH K4RK4T, 1 4M NOTH1NG BUT SM1L3S WH3N W3 T4LK, D4V3
4LTHOUGH SUDD3NLY YOUR3 G3TT1NG H1TCH3D TO VR1SK4

long story
marriage is an arduous trial and serket must pay the price for destroying all our nonexistent babies with her insatiable hunger and yapping mouth
personally i think the precious little monkeys fell in on the offchance when she drew a breath theyd be able to escape again
sadly not
i have to divorce this hellharpy before she can open her mouth
and thats why vriskas going in the sea
plurk commanded it

i owe you ice cream

NON3 OF TH1S M4K3S 4NY S3NS3
BUT F1N3
JUST FOR TH3 R3CORD, YOU H4V3 TO DO TH3 R1GHT TH1NG 4ND 4SK FOR P3RM1SS1ON FROM TH3 P3RSON 1N CH4RG3 OF H3R L1F3 D3C1S1ONS
1LL 4W41T YOUR P3T1T1ON, S1GN3D 4ND 1N TR1PL1C4T3
4ND TH3 1C3 CR34M TOO

it will
wait why are you in charge of vriskas life decisions
more astonishingly howd you get her to even listen to you

34SY
1 S3LF 4PPO1NT3D MYS3LF

so youre saying youre basically a two for one deal

WH4T 1F W3 W3R3

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WhOa.

a common response
hello to you too

HeY.
:o)

sup

NoThIn.

ShE CaN SwIm yO.

so can jellyfish
hoping they get to make friends

WaIt
WHaT?

what
this is like talking to a forgetful mirror

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omg they are rping ilu

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dave will only ever rp dick grayson FACT

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LMAO

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that sure is a face

Why would you want to throw any version of me in the sea? ::::( How rude!

because i can its that simple

lol

I 8et you couldn't!

cooling you off while you salivate all over my salami dong
that aint how we roll girl calm your ass down a notch
SPLASH
at one with the bluest of things i could find
im a gentleman like that and youre ungrateful as fuck

Woooooooow.

All I meant was that I could pro8a8ly fight you off if you tried, but go ahead, make some shitty joke innuendo if you feel like it!

i warn you now
im a hair puller

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fffft I lol'd

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lol, yw

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