re: beach party shenanigans & human!vriska

[alphaing]

im not marrying vriska with a marshmallow goddamnit
i will throw her in the sea though
sounds legit

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[l1ck1ng]

OK4Y, 1 GU3SS?

[alphaing]

youre sure all frowns today
whats eating your femtaco

[l1ck1ng]

YOU MUST H4V3 M3 CONFUS3D W1TH K4RK4T, 1 4M NOTH1NG BUT SM1L3S WH3N W3 T4LK, D4V3
4LTHOUGH SUDD3NLY YOUR3 G3TT1NG H1TCH3D TO VR1SK4

[alphaing]

long story
marriage is an arduous trial and serket must pay the price for destroying all our nonexistent babies with her insatiable hunger and yapping mouth
personally i think the precious little monkeys fell in on the offchance when she drew a breath theyd be able to escape again
sadly not
i have to divorce this hellharpy before she can open her mouth
and thats why vriskas going in the sea
plurk commanded it

i owe you ice cream

[l1ck1ng]

NON3 OF TH1S M4K3S 4NY S3NS3
BUT F1N3
JUST FOR TH3 R3CORD, YOU H4V3 TO DO TH3 R1GHT TH1NG 4ND 4SK FOR P3RM1SS1ON FROM TH3 P3RSON 1N CH4RG3 OF H3R L1F3 D3C1S1ONS
1LL 4W41T YOUR P3T1T1ON, S1GN3D 4ND 1N TR1PL1C4T3
4ND TH3 1C3 CR34M TOO

[alphaing]

it will
wait why are you in charge of vriskas life decisions
more astonishingly howd you get her to even listen to you

[l1ck1ng]

34SY
1 S3LF 4PPO1NT3D MYS3LF

[alphaing]

so youre saying youre basically a two for one deal

[l1ck1ng]

WH4T 1F W3 W3R3

[alphaing]

well then
one more sassy rump that the sea wants to give a hug to

[l1ck1ng]

YOU WOULD THROW M3 TO TH3 S34??
T4LK 4BOUT G3TT1NG YOUR F1RST D1VORC3 34RLY!
SCOUNDR3L

[alphaing]

i wouldnt throw you
id gently commit you to the waves like a sacrificial dragon into the flames of its ancestral home

[l1ck1ng]

YOU C4N TRY TO SUG4RCO4T 1T 4LL YOU W4NT, COOLK1D
BUT YOUD S4CR1F1C3 M3 R4TH3R TH4N 3NDUR3

[alphaing]

shit youre too sharp for me
youre still getting salty and wet
both of you
its ok ill toss marshmallows at your heads so you have food in your new realm
hereby passing the law terezi pyrope and vriska jackass serket are no longer allowed on dry land

[l1ck1ng]

YOU C4NNOT P4SS TH3 L4Y
1 4M TH3 L4W
1 4M B4TM4N

[alphaing]

im nightwing im fifty billion times cooler
nightwing is telling batman to suck his dick and do as hes told

[l1ck1ng]

TH4TS QU1T3 VULG4R, FOR 4 D1CK WHOS3 WHOL3 H3RO1SM B4TM4N 1S TO TH4NK FOR
H4V3 W3 R34LLY R34CH3D TH4T PO1NT, D4V3
H4V3 W3 R34LLY GOTT3N TO TH4T MOM3NT

[motherfuckers]

WhOa.

[alphaing]

nightwing is starting his own business
its called throwing terezi into things
its very successful
oceans
bathtubs
dog bowls

[alphaing]

a common response
hello to you too

[l1ck1ng]

MY 4SS 1S TOO B1G FOR DOG BOWLS
YOU F41L, GOODN1GHT

[alphaing]

get your ass out of bed girl youre not allowed to be nocturnal
who am i supposed to talk to
vantas
fuck no

[l1ck1ng]

M4YB3 YOU SHOULD TH1NK 4BOUT NOT THROW1NG T3R3Z1 4T TH1NGS, TH3N
TH3 WORLD WOULD B3 4 DR34RY PL4C3 W1THOUT M3, 4DM1T 1T

[alphaing]

you cant stop me
im king of the sand your one true nemesis

[motherfuckers]

HeY.
:o)