Of all the muses....

[plasmius]

Hello, little one. Did you forget about me?

You say you're sorry? No, no why would you think I would care that you went off and played with your other friends, when you already had me? Not like I'm used to being abandoned by the woman I love anyway.

[Oh the dripping sarcasm... mun just might die...]

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[gogoghostpowers]

Uhh...are you feeling okay?

((OOC: oh hey look let me just tag you with an AU....))

[plasmius]

[What are you up to, Little Badger?]

I'm pretty sure I'm doing quite well...

[Slight annoyance in his tone, masking the confusion.]

((ooc: Best AU!!!!))

[gogoghostpowers]

Well, you just sounded a little angry is all...

Did something happen?

[And it actually makes him worry. He's never heard his dad sound quite like that before.]

[plasmius]

Did something...

...now, who sent you here?

[Annoyed and demanding sounding now. Just what are you up to, Daniel?]

[gogoghostpowers]

W-what? No one, why would--why would I be sent here?

[ALARM BELLS RINGING EVERYWHERE this is definitely not how Vlad has ever treated him and he's honestly getting a little scared now.]

[plasmius]

[...and now noticing that something is a bit... off. That's not the acting he's used to seeing from Danny.]

Who are you?

[gogoghostpowers]

Wh--what do you mean? I'm just Danny! I always have been!

[plasmius]

...[And... just silence...]

If this is some act that is to fool me into thinking that you want to be my son, drop it.

[gogoghostpowers]

[daddy y u do dis ;_;]

B-but I am your son!

[plasmius]

[Because daddy is a bit mean...]

...and what makes you my son? Hmm?

[He's really confused, but heck, he's already been fooled by this once, not getting fooled again.]

[gogoghostpowers]

I...the fact that you're my dad?

[He gets the feeling this is a bad answer, but that's honestly the only real answer he can give.]

I-I don't know, I've always been your son!

[plasmius]

[Wait, always been his son...?]

Have you now, Little Badger?

[He's not sure whether to buy this, or think this is one elaborate prank.]

[gogoghostpowers]

Um...yes...?

[Danny is not sure what is going on himself any more]

[plasmius]

[Goodness, he seems so confused. Part of him wants to say 'come to Papa', but also, last time that didn't end well either...

What do?]

So, you're my son...

[Half statement, half question.]

[gogoghostpowers]

Yyyyyeah.

[plasmius]

[Somehow he gets this... oh... 'awkward' feeling from this.]

And who's your mother?

[gogoghostpowers]

I, uh...don't actually know. [He fidgets.] I...never saw her, and, um, you never really said anything about her, so...

[yes. he DEFINITELY had a mother. yep.]