plasmius: (Masters - Hello little badger)
Vlad Masters / Vlad Plasmius ([personal profile] plasmius) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2012-01-10 07:46 pm
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Of all the muses....

Hello, little one. Did you forget about me?

You say you're sorry? No, no why would you think I would care that you went off and played with your other friends, when you already had me? Not like I'm used to being abandoned by the woman I love anyway.

[Oh the dripping sarcasm... mun just might die...]
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[personal profile] ordinarily 2012-01-11 03:58 am (UTC)(link)
And this is why you need a cat.
gogoghostpowers: ([F] it's a dead man's party)

[personal profile] gogoghostpowers 2012-01-11 04:01 am (UTC)(link)
Uhh...are you feeling okay?

((OOC: oh hey look let me just tag you with an AU....))
plasmius: (Masters - mmhmm right....)

[personal profile] plasmius 2012-01-11 04:02 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh, it's you. But he will keep that charming smile on for just a bit longer.]

Daniel, I see no reason for a cat.

[Because he's a creeper that's still going after your mother...]
plasmius: (Masters - yeah....right)

[personal profile] plasmius 2012-01-11 04:04 am (UTC)(link)
[What are you up to, Little Badger?]

I'm pretty sure I'm doing quite well...

[Slight annoyance in his tone, masking the confusion.]

((ooc: Best AU!!!!))
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[personal profile] ordinarily 2012-01-11 04:06 am (UTC)(link)
... Add glasses to that.

[ Yeah no, not having any of that. ]
gogoghostpowers: ([F] walking w a dead man (w a dead man))

[personal profile] gogoghostpowers 2012-01-11 04:07 am (UTC)(link)
Well, you just sounded a little angry is all...

Did something happen?

[And it actually makes him worry. He's never heard his dad sound quite like that before.]
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[personal profile] plasmius 2012-01-11 04:12 am (UTC)(link)
And why would I need glasses?

[Yeah, facade falling, annoyance coming...]
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[personal profile] ordinarily 2012-01-11 04:14 am (UTC)(link)
So you can see why you need a cat!

[ And almost like an opposite effect, the more annoyed Vlad gets, the more accomplished Danny feels! ]
plasmius: (Masters - Thinking here)

[personal profile] plasmius 2012-01-11 04:17 am (UTC)(link)
Did something...

...now, who sent you here?

[Annoyed and demanding sounding now. Just what are you up to, Daniel?]
plasmius: (Masters - yeah....right)

[personal profile] plasmius 2012-01-11 04:19 am (UTC)(link)
[Deadpan line face.]

I see your common sense is as useless as usual. One does not need glasses to see why they'd need a cat!

[And he doesn't quite get a 14-year-old's sense of humor.]
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[personal profile] ordinarily 2012-01-11 04:25 am (UTC)(link)
Well yeah, it was a joke. Not that you still don't need a cat anyway, but come on, did you really take that literally?

[ Danny is enjoying having the upper hand for once, can you tell? ]
plasmius: (Masters - yeah....right)

[personal profile] plasmius 2012-01-11 04:31 am (UTC)(link)
I don't get that sense of humor of yours...

[HE IS PRETTY DARN ANNOYED AT YOU, RIGHT NOW. Yes, he did take it literally and isn't going to let you know it.]
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[personal profile] ordinarily 2012-01-11 04:33 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, I'm getting that.

[ This is probably the closest Vlad will get to sympathy from Danny. ]
gogoghostpowers: ([F] antennae like an insect)

[personal profile] gogoghostpowers 2012-01-11 04:34 am (UTC)(link)
W-what? No one, why would--why would I be sent here?

[ALARM BELLS RINGING EVERYWHERE this is definitely not how Vlad has ever treated him and he's honestly getting a little scared now.]
plasmius: (Masters - Hello little badger)

[personal profile] plasmius 2012-01-11 04:34 am (UTC)(link)
[And Vlad doesn't want his sympathy and still wear his signature annoying, shit eating grin again.]

Nonetheless, I don't need a cat.
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[personal profile] stabilized 2012-01-11 04:43 am (UTC)(link)
If you're seriously trying to get people to feel sorry for you with that, you are sad.
plasmius: (Masters - Thinking here)

[personal profile] plasmius 2012-01-11 04:46 am (UTC)(link)
[...and now noticing that something is a bit... off. That's not the acting he's used to seeing from Danny.]

Who are you?
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[personal profile] plasmius 2012-01-11 04:47 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, if it isn't Danielle. How are you, today?

[More biting old-man sarcasm!]
gogoghostpowers: ([F] i got a bed that's real soft)

[personal profile] gogoghostpowers 2012-01-11 04:49 am (UTC)(link)
Wh--what do you mean? I'm just Danny! I always have been!
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[personal profile] stabilized 2012-01-11 04:53 am (UTC)(link)
Way better now that I've gotten to be away from you.
plasmius: (Masters - mmhmm right....)

[personal profile] plasmius 2012-01-11 04:57 am (UTC)(link)
...[And... just silence...]

If this is some act that is to fool me into thinking that you want to be my son, drop it.
plasmius: (Masters - mmhmm right....)

[personal profile] plasmius 2012-01-11 04:58 am (UTC)(link)
Oh yes, that. I really thought you would have made a wonderful daughter.
gogoghostpowers: ([F] i got a bed that's real soft)

[personal profile] gogoghostpowers 2012-01-11 04:58 am (UTC)(link)
[daddy y u do dis ;_;]

B-but I am your son!
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[personal profile] plasmius 2012-01-11 05:01 am (UTC)(link)
[Because daddy is a bit mean...]

...and what makes you my son? Hmm?

[He's really confused, but heck, he's already been fooled by this once, not getting fooled again.]
gogoghostpowers: ([F] antennae like an insect)

[personal profile] gogoghostpowers 2012-01-11 05:04 am (UTC)(link)
I...the fact that you're my dad?

[He gets the feeling this is a bad answer, but that's honestly the only real answer he can give.]

I-I don't know, I've always been your son!
bratbeyond: ([damian] not buying it)

[personal profile] bratbeyond 2012-01-11 05:07 am (UTC)(link)
Wow, I don't think you could've made that dripping hatred any more obvious.
plasmius: (Masters - Thinking here)

[personal profile] plasmius 2012-01-11 05:07 am (UTC)(link)
[Wait, always been his son...?]

Have you now, Little Badger?

[He's not sure whether to buy this, or think this is one elaborate prank.]
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[personal profile] plasmius 2012-01-11 05:08 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, was it that obvious? Dear me, what should I do?
gogoghostpowers: ([F] it's a dead man's party)

[personal profile] gogoghostpowers 2012-01-11 05:09 am (UTC)(link)
Um...yes...?

[Danny is not sure what is going on himself any more]
bratbeyond: ([damian] confuzzled)

[personal profile] bratbeyond 2012-01-11 05:10 am (UTC)(link)
Beats me. Go punch something? Have tea with your son? Go to another Packers game?

Whatever makes you happy, old man.
plasmius: (Masters - yeah....right)

[personal profile] plasmius 2012-01-11 05:11 am (UTC)(link)
[Goodness, he seems so confused. Part of him wants to say 'come to Papa', but also, last time that didn't end well either...

What do?]

So, you're my son...

[Half statement, half question.]
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[personal profile] plasmius 2012-01-11 05:12 am (UTC)(link)
[You have said the magical word.]

Right, the Packers are in the playoffs this year!

[Always the Packer's fanboy...]
gogoghostpowers: ([F] only me...only me)

[personal profile] gogoghostpowers 2012-01-11 05:12 am (UTC)(link)
Yyyyyeah.
plasmius: (Masters - Thinking here)

[personal profile] plasmius 2012-01-11 05:14 am (UTC)(link)
[Somehow he gets this... oh... 'awkward' feeling from this.]

And who's your mother?
bratbeyond: ([damian] that looked painful)

[personal profile] bratbeyond 2012-01-11 05:16 am (UTC)(link)
[Damian's aware: his world's Danny won't stop raving about them either.]

Are they? Well, uh... congrats?
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[personal profile] stabilized 2012-01-11 05:18 am (UTC)(link)
Stop lying! I know you never thought of me that way.
gogoghostpowers: ([F] only me...only me)

[personal profile] gogoghostpowers 2012-01-11 05:20 am (UTC)(link)
I, uh...don't actually know. [He fidgets.] I...never saw her, and, um, you never really said anything about her, so...

[yes. he DEFINITELY had a mother. yep.]
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