Of all the muses....

[plasmius]

Hello, little one. Did you forget about me?

You say you're sorry? No, no why would you think I would care that you went off and played with your other friends, when you already had me? Not like I'm used to being abandoned by the woman I love anyway.

[Oh the dripping sarcasm... mun just might die...]

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[gogoghostpowers]

I...the fact that you're my dad?

[He gets the feeling this is a bad answer, but that's honestly the only real answer he can give.]

I-I don't know, I've always been your son!

[plasmius]

[Wait, always been his son...?]

Have you now, Little Badger?

[He's not sure whether to buy this, or think this is one elaborate prank.]

[gogoghostpowers]

Um...yes...?

[Danny is not sure what is going on himself any more]

[plasmius]

[Goodness, he seems so confused. Part of him wants to say 'come to Papa', but also, last time that didn't end well either...

What do?]

So, you're my son...

[Half statement, half question.]

[gogoghostpowers]

Yyyyyeah.

[plasmius]

[Somehow he gets this... oh... 'awkward' feeling from this.]

And who's your mother?

[gogoghostpowers]

I, uh...don't actually know. [He fidgets.] I...never saw her, and, um, you never really said anything about her, so...

[yes. he DEFINITELY had a mother. yep.]