Accepted into Gargleblasted

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

Was there ever any doubt?

Now, mundane, point The Great and Powerful Trixie to her new audience!

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[cape_and_wizard_hat]

[Now's the time to attempt to save face.]

The Great and powerful Trixie can do so much more than that! But... as she said before... she doesn't usually give out private shows.

[suicidoll]

Truly? I am disappointed...

(She's really not. That's emphasized with the most condescending smile and giggle.)

But you certainly amuse me, Trixie. Perhaps you would reconsider, as a favor to royalty?

(Having an empress be in debt to you is like, big stuff. Your pride or her favor...which will you choose?)

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

[She hardly believes a hairless ape is royalty. She doesn't even have real wings, or even a horn.]

You mock The Great and Powerful Trixie! She has no reason to believe you worthy of seeing one of her shows. Begone, hairless ape!

[suicidoll]

(Hairless ape...that only makes Kreutzer laugh. She laughs as her great wings flap and she suddenly disappears, flying off in some direction.

But it's not over yet, Trixie! You are suddenly being approached by a flying doll!)

Pony! Kreutzer loves ponies!

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

[Trixie gives off a smug grin when that hairless ape leaves.

...Only to be approached by a smaller hairless ape.]

Well, my enthusiastic little admirer, everypony is dazzled by The Great and Powerful Trixie!

[suicidoll]

Does that mean you're a superhero? Oooh, I know! You're a wizard! Wizards wear those kinds of capes and hats!

(Totally going to try and pick up Trixie's hat. Not fly off with it, but more like examine it.)

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

[Superhero? Trixie likes the sound of that.]

Correct! Trixie is the strongest, most powerful, most dazzling, most enticing superhero in all of Equestria!

Hey- Trixie demands you to be careful with that!

[On the hat, you can see something written on it.]

Oh snap, Daring Do. It'd be marvelous if that transferred over to gargleblasted. XD

[suicidoll]

()Leaf looks at the writing curiously, reading it to herself before putting it back on her head.)

Who's Daring Do? Is she a superhero, too?

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

Daring-Do is the main character in one of Trixie's favorite series of novels. Trixie's the only pony alive to have met, talked, and gotten an autograph from her.

[suicidoll]

(Can you see Leaf's eyes widening? Because they're in awe.)

You can bring characters from books to life? You really are a superhero!

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

[Trixie's just going to bask in all that awe.]

Of course! Trixie can perform the most spectacular feats of magic ever witnessed by pony eyes!

[suicidoll]

What about non-pony eyes? I don't have pony eyes, so I haven't seen them before! Maybe you should start entertaining non-ponies! There's a lot of those! I've seen a lot of them, too; there aren't a lot of ponies around...

(Is she starting to sound like Pinkie yet? Because she just might be on her way.)

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

[Trixie's never really talked to Pinkie Pie before.]

Trixie hasn't really entertained any other types of eyes, but she's always willing to expand her horizons!

[suicidoll]

(You lucky pony.)

That's a great idea! You're really smart!

(Leaf, that was your idea...)

Maybe you can find a really important people to entertain, like kings and queens! They love superheroes and always pay to keep them around! You can get really famous and rich by being a superhero for a kingdom!

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

There's no doubt about that! Trixie will look for these important people to entertain, and then she will become a legend, known by all!

[suicidoll]

And there's a special name for people who entertain royalty, because they're especially special for leaving the king and queen in awe! Wanna know what they're called?

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

Trixie will become Princess Celestia's Royal Storyteller!

[suicidoll]

That's one name, but there's another:

The royal jester!

(And Leaf's giggling to herself about that. She made a funny!)

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

Unfortunately, Trixie doesn't do comedy or any variations thereof. She'll stick to Royal Storyteller.