.... I have no excuse. Canon: The Amanda Show

[prank_calls]

[Boop boop, boopboopboop.]

[Riiiiing riiiiing! Riiiiing riiiiing!]

[A phone. Near you. It is ringing. Care to answer?]

Comments

[thneed_ler]

That's not even possible!

...This is from a rival company, isn't it. I get it. Jealous of the ol' thneed.

[prank_calls]

Would you like to answer a question and win one million dollars?

[thneed_ler]

I'm already a millionaire - though I'm not averse to you buying a thneed. That's what this is about, after all - right?

They're 3.98, plus postage and packing.

[prank_calls]

Please hold while I wash my rubber duck!

[thneed_ler]

The thneed comes in handy for cleaning, too. Just thought I'd - yeah, ok.

[And he's actually gonna wait, too.]