Canon is Mission Impossible 4;; tumblr is a funny place with funny ideas

[haveoursecrets]

 
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I'm not Clint Barton. I don't change my name to Clint Barton. I'm an IMF agent, not a superhero. 

Have you seen me try to shoot a bow and arrow? I would have probably put Benji's eye out if I did. Then that wink of his would be far less of a wink.




Well, yeah, I did help save  the west coast, but that was a pretty extreme situation that I was carwrecked and waterlogged into, thanks.

[We will not even mention that Mr. Squidward here's already accepted going back into the field. Whateeeever, that's top secret information, etc. etc.]

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[onsilksheets]

Let's see; I have about three others now. It's annoying. [A beat.] Well, cloning isn't possible in my world but there are shapeshifters.

Oh yeah, my mun's seen him around. Then of course there's the whole Bourne Legacy thing too. Still, your face isn't bad to look at. [She smiles.]

[haveoursecrets]

... 'Bourne Legacy' thing?

Oh, christ, don't tell me it's another thing people will conspire against me with. Am I suddenly fifty different people??

[onsilksheets]

Another film franchise with a guy with your face. Or so my mun tells me.

Not quite fifty..but I hope nothing bad comes out as a result for you in the aftermath.

[haveoursecrets]

Oh, no, no. I'm lucky. She tells me one Renner is enough in-game. Lllucky me, I might have a shot at a vacation after all.

[onsilksheets]

Try to make the most of the vacation that you do get. Muns have the habit of going back on their original plans at times.

So, she's definitely not looking for a game for you?

[haveoursecrets]

As far as I know, no, she's just yanking my chain around for, uh, what was it—'shits and giggles'? But I'll be prepared if anything happens, at least; that's part of the job, being prepared.

[onsilksheets]

Oh, she sounds like a lot of fun.

In my experience of where she has me now, sometimes being prepared isn't enough. Next month, she plans to kill me. So, you should be extra careful. Even if you are a..sorry what does IMF stand for?