Just apped at exitvoid

[hawkejunior]

All right, you turned the application in. Bloody good for you. About time I show up to sort this mess out (and I'm going to do a better job at it than my brother or that crazy mage, thank you very much.)

Now sit down while I list, point by point, all the parts that are wrong.

- I do not have an inferiority complex!
- I am not jealous of Garrett!
- I am not whiny!
- I do not complain all the time!
- I am not "a bit of a tit" and it's not a justifiable thing to say!
- I do too have charisma!
- I am not IMMATURE.

And last, but certainly not least, this is the worst journal name ever!

FIX IT.

Comments

[tinfoil_angel]

You joined the one organization that wants to lock your brother up all because he didn't take you on one adventure.

I think that one action can be summed up in every way your mun described you.

[hawkejunior]

What? What in the Void are you talking about?

[tinfoil_angel]

Wait, bugger. I forgot there are some universe differences. In certain universes your brother is a mage. Still it stands that if Bethany were alive the group you are a part of would of most certainly locked her away or made her tranquil.

[hawkejunior]

How dare you. What do you know about my sister? And what do you know about the Grey Wardens?

[theyunderestimateme]

For someone who isn't whiny, you certainly seem to do a good impression of it, don't you?

[hawkejunior]

This isn't whining. This is raising clearly objectionable points about my personality.

[theyunderestimateme]

If it looks like a darkspawn and makes... horrible noises like a darkspawn...

...Bugger all, that sounded better in my head.

[hawkejunior]

Well, I'm not a darkspawn, clearly. Though I suppose you could argue otherwise given my current circumstances.

[Point: missed.]

[mega_maiden]

I like you! [Don't put too much stock in that, she likes everybody.]

[hawkejunior]

... uh...

Excuse me?

[mega_maiden]

You're upset because you think the mun isn't pointing out your likable qualities, right? I was just pointing out that I like you, so you must be likable.

[hawkejunior]

... oh.

Well. Uh... thank you, I guess.

[hourglass_twin]

[A man in hooded robes who is clutching a staff that looks suspiciously like a mage's staff smirks, watching the man's outburst.]

You're not whiny? I have a difficult time telling.

[circler]

I think it sounds as if your player knows you even better than yourself, Carver. Perhaps you ought to stop and listen to her.

[hawkejunior]

Not you too, Bethany!

Come on! I'm hardly as bad as she's going on about!

[circler]

You're right. You're much worse.

[hawkejunior]

I am not either! Maker, why are you taking her side?

[thebesttales]

Now now Junior, you have to give the author some creative license. Not that she seems to be taking much.

[hawkejunior]

Oh, shut it, dwarf! I didn't invite you in for your opinion!

[thebesttales]

Few people do. Luckily I like to give it out for free.

[hawkejunior]

Unsolicited. You should start charging so I can refuse to pay you and you'll stop.

[vallen]

When character is concerned, actions speak far louder than words ever could. If you need to deny these accusations, then you obviously still have work to do.

[hawkejunior]

Well, you think it's all true, though, don't you?

[vallen]

Indeed.

But I also believe you have the potential to grow beyond such traits.

[hawkejunior]

That's hardly a fair accusation! Why does everybody lump me into this stupid stereotypical annoying brother?