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dear_mun2012-01-08 06:41 am
tyriantyrant) wrote in dear_mun2012-01-08 06:41 am
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Homeless, mostly just voice-testing.
Mm)(m.
I believe I )(ave t)(is straig)(t. You wis)( to place me in one of your -Eart)( )(uman games, not unlike t)(at of t)(e -Extreme Roleplaying t)(at grubs across my planet waste t)(eir time wit)(, do you not?
I will be blunt. T)(ese...places all seem to )(ave t)(eir own aut)(ority figures set in place, and I )(ave little intention of observing t)(e sovereignty of anot)(er for longer t)(an I need to. My troops may all be dead, but t)(at means less t)(an you T)(INK it does. I built an --EMPIRE from not)(ing once. I will certainly be around long enoug)( to do it again. You, no doubt, will )(elp me accomplis)( t)(is, won't you? I will tell you a spectacular way to assist me, t)(oug)(! Make sure t)(at, if you do "send" me somew)(ere, t)(at my beloved )(elmsman, or )(is little descendant are t)(ere to greet me. Per)(aps even my little )(eiress. I would so love to....SP--EAK wit)( )(er wit)(out our dear custodian present to interfere.
T)(ink about it, carefully. Do not disappoint me.
I believe I )(ave t)(is straig)(t. You wis)( to place me in one of your -Eart)( )(uman games, not unlike t)(at of t)(e -Extreme Roleplaying t)(at grubs across my planet waste t)(eir time wit)(, do you not?
I will be blunt. T)(ese...places all seem to )(ave t)(eir own aut)(ority figures set in place, and I )(ave little intention of observing t)(e sovereignty of anot)(er for longer t)(an I need to. My troops may all be dead, but t)(at means less t)(an you T)(INK it does. I built an --EMPIRE from not)(ing once. I will certainly be around long enoug)( to do it again. You, no doubt, will )(elp me accomplis)( t)(is, won't you? I will tell you a spectacular way to assist me, t)(oug)(! Make sure t)(at, if you do "send" me somew)(ere, t)(at my beloved )(elmsman, or )(is little descendant are t)(ere to greet me. Per)(aps even my little )(eiress. I would so love to....SP--EAK wit)( )(er wit)(out our dear custodian present to interfere.
T)(ink about it, carefully. Do not disappoint me.
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Oh my god why.
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Gambligant.
You have gotten s)(orter since I last saw you. But your manners are no less VIL--E.
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Too busy trying not to outwardly COWER IN TERROR OH GOD]
Oh. My 8ad not 8owing!
I am just physically incapa8le of it right now.
It's an unfortun8 and incura8le affliction!
And it's like. Contagious!
Every8ody where I am has it. EVERY8ODY. All the people!
So you a8solutely shouldn't 8e heading for any space st8tions at any point in time.
At all.
Ever.
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To w)(om would an --EMPRESS need to prostrate )(erself before?
Besides t)(at, t)(ere are a myriad of ot)(er ways you could prove your loyalty. A nice start would be an apology for polluting my S-EAS.