Homeless, mostly just voice-testing.

[tyriantyrant]

Mm)(m.
I believe I )(ave t)(is straig)(t. You wis)( to place me in one of your -Eart)( )(uman games, not unlike t)(at of t)(e -Extreme Roleplaying t)(at grubs across my planet waste t)(eir time wit)(, do you not?

I will be blunt. T)(ese...places all seem to )(ave t)(eir own aut)(ority figures set in place, and I )(ave little intention of observing t)(e sovereignty of anot)(er for longer t)(an I need to. My troops may all be dead, but t)(at means less t)(an you T)(INK it does. I built an --EMPIRE from not)(ing once. I will certainly be around long enoug)( to do it again. You, no doubt, will )(elp me accomplis)( t)(is, won't you? I will tell you a spectacular way to assist me, t)(oug)(! Make sure t)(at, if you do "send" me somew)(ere, t)(at my beloved )(elmsman, or )(is little descendant are t)(ere to greet me. Per)(aps even my little )(eiress. I would so love to....SP--EAK wit)( )(er wit)(out our dear custodian present to interfere.

T)(ink about it, carefully. Do not disappoint me.

Comments

[overcame]

[yeeeesh.]

I don't think we typically have much choice in the matter. They place us in situations meant to challenge us, if they make any such consideration at all.

[tyriantyrant]

Per)(aps for you.
I )(ave my doubts t)(at t)(is wiggler can concoct any situation t)(at I would consider...C)(ALL--ENGING.

[overcame]

[yeeeeeeeeeesh]

I think anyone would have trouble being taken too far out of their element. Being taken to an unfamiliar place, having your powers or resources taken away, having to work with people you don't know...

[tyriantyrant]

)(a)(a)(a. T)(at is a good point.
Or it would be, if my entire --EMPIRE )(adn't already been reduced to a galaxy of floating tombs, and I )(adn't been floating in my s)(ip alone for several )(UNDR-ED sweeps now.
After t)(at, a c)(ange of pace would be quite nice.

[overcame]

[what is a "galaxy"...?]

Ah...I am deeply sorry for your loss. Such tragedies should never have to happen.

[he means it. his people came close to death by meteorite, and a near miss was bad enough.]

[tinfoil_angel]

Don't act so comfortably just because you were powerful once. I am not letting you touch anyone.

[tyriantyrant]

....)(m )(m )(m )(m.
)(ow quaint.
Are all )(umans t)(is...amusing? Or are you your species equivalent of a court J--EST--ER?

[tinfoil_angel]

No. I'm the species equivalent of you. Except I am more powerful.

[He'd tear off his goggles to show his purple eyes set into a glare.]

So don't believe I will let you touch Sollux, his ancestor or your own descendant.

[tyriantyrant]

Is t)(at so?
And )(ow, exactly, do you plan to stop me?

Someone may )(ave neglected to inform you - parlor tricks wit)( your --EYES don't make you stronger t)(an )(er Imperious Condescension.

[tinfoil_angel]

Parlor tricks? I was born this way.

[He'd smirk a little.]

And that isn't why I'm stronger.

[His eyes would glow and the little tyrant would begin feeling a pressure in her head before hearing a voice in it, the voice of the man in front of her.]

I am in your head now. There is nothing you can do to stop me and here's something of interest you should know. Unlike you; I. Can't. Die.

[fairygodtroll]

 

 

 

 

Oh my god why.

[tyriantyrant]

[Oh hey check out that instant distaste.]

Gambligant.
You have gotten s)(orter since I last saw you. But your manners are no less VIL--E.

[fairygodtroll]

[Sorry nope
Too busy trying not to outwardly COWER IN TERROR OH GOD]

Oh. My 8ad not 8owing!
I am just physically incapa8le of it right now.
It's an unfortun8 and incura8le affliction!
And it's like. Contagious!
Every8ody where I am has it. EVERY8ODY. All the people!
So you a8solutely shouldn't 8e heading for any space st8tions at any point in time.
At all.

Ever.

[tyriantyrant]

My, t)(at does sound terrible. But you needn't spare your concern for me, Gambligant.
To w)(om would an --EMPRESS need to prostrate )(erself before?

Besides t)(at, t)(ere are a myriad of ot)(er ways you could prove your loyalty. A nice start would be an apology for polluting my S-EAS.