If he could, Eridan would probably hopesplode my vital organs

[caligulas_aquarium]

youre a fuckin prick you knoww that
i actually cant evven put the sheer amount a disdain an loathin i havve for you into wwords
yes ivve complained i fuckin hated that place YES i evven said if i could get out a there an leavve all those bastards behind i wwould but you knoww wwhat you a all people should a fuckin knowwn i wwasnt serious
do you realize i had FRIENDS
people wwho liked me an wwere wwillin to put up wwith me no matter wwhat i did or said just
i cant believve this
wwas this some kind a backhanded plan you had all along invvolvvin takin me to a place i really liked lettin me get comfortable then pullin me from it to dump me in some godforsaken hellhole to piss me off
cause if so wwell fuckin done you did it are you proud a yourself
i dont evven like that other place an this time im bein fuckin genuine here
evveryone fuckin sucks an quite frankly im halfwway tempted to just tell the empress evverythin an wwatch her havve the others culled i couldnt givve a fuck
it could only be wworse if youd brought me there wwith memories from paradisa that i appreciate but it hardly makes up for all the shit youre puttin me through
so one big fuck you right at you mun
if i evver make my wway passed this fourth wwall youre fuckin dead mark my wwords

Comments

[caligulas_aquarium]

kan the last thing i expected from you wwas any kind a attempt at humor
at all
an that wwas really fuckin poor

[speakveryclearly]

Well You Just
Kind Of Set That One Up
Im Sorry

[caligulas_aquarium]

no its fine ivve come to terms wwith the fact youre not that great at bein funny
maybe you should just stick wwith wwhatevver you do best
wwhat wwas it clothes or somethin or auspisticin
or [CUTTING HIM IN HALF no he's not going to say that.]
other stuff
just not jokes

[speakveryclearly]

[THANK YOU, you know how Kan hates being reminded of that--]

Clothes Or Something
Yeah
Ive Kind Of Come To Terms With Not Having The Greatest Luck In The Ashen Quadrant