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okay!
so i know i should be supporting and friendleadering you out of this...
but if it's not too much trouble, mun, in the most friendly non-ordery way possible!
could we actually do something?

i guess it's kind of understable that you don't want to return to the other game.
and i know that second wasn't too great a fit.
but hey!
we left behind a lot of close friends, and well...
i'm bored!

... and i guess i kind of miss everyone!
heck, even karkat would be cool to listen to right now, heheh.

... so?

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I have found that the more you attempt to persuade these mundanes to your cause, the more likely they are to deliberately ignore that idea.
Perhaps you should put on an air of vague disinterest towards the concept of having something to do, and then they might suddenly have a desperate urge to entertain you.
Even if it's somewhat difficult to picture you actually being disinterested in something.

rose!
wow, seeing you talk suddenly reminds me...
you're actually someone i haven't seen at all :B
like in aaaaaaaanyyyyyyyy of these game shenanigans!
and hey!
i can be completely uninterested in things.
even more uninterested than dave and his stupid uninterest that he completely thinks is fooling anyone.
that is how uninterested i can be in things!
(heheh)

Hi John.
Apparently I'm somewhat rare compared to others in this particular corner of the internet.
I haven't quite discerned why that might be, but I've decided to take it as a compliment.

So uninterested you've warped back around to a strange nether-place where you're interested again?
A sort of proto-interest wherein you can compete with Strider's disinterest while remaining attentive to your own varied distractions?

rose, you are very rare.
you are so rare that you are practically elusive.
as elusive as something that is very hard to find in your words that i'll totally let you fill in.
and sure.
that is completely a thing i can do.
like one huge giant awesome prank, because that's exactly what it is.
all of what you said is pretty much just that.

I think perhaps I should leave the word choice up to you, John.
I'd hate to be responsible for the stunting of your vocabulary by providing too many shortcuts.
But thank you.
A girl likes to be told she's special.

So assuming your reverse double reacharound of disinterest doesn't cause you to implode, or Strider to beat you up, what are you hoping your mun finds for you to do?

then you are very welcome, heheh.
and in these wacky shenanigans, which by the way.
i'm not scared of dave!
i guess i'm just kind of hoping she finds somewhere where i can talk to you guys again!
just like this, only all the time!
i mean, i ran into a couple of dave, and a lot of karkat.
and even karkat's monorail.
but i haven't seen jade even once!
and i have stuff to do, bluh!
i can't just be sitting around!

Karkat's...Moirail, I think you mean? Terezi?
The blind girl with the tendency towards vaguely unsettling licking?
Not that I am discounting the possibility that you encountered Karkat's single-railed above air transportation system, of course.
I don't discount any possibilities here.

I do see Jade from time to time, you'll probably run into her eventually.
But Dave and Karkat seem to dominate the field.
And yourself, of course.
Can't have too many derpy boys in ridiculous pajamas, it seems.

I'm afraid I probably can't recommend where I am at the moment, then.
There's pretty much just me and handful of trolls I rarely see.

terezi?
i thought she was his girlfriend!
or whatever trolls call that.
no, his moirail!
but monorail sounds cooler, heheheh!
even though his actual moirail was kind of creepy...
he was kiiiiiiiind of threating to kill me if i hurt karkat with a prank.
so that was a thing.

i hope so!
and you know that to be complete truth, rose.
there is no game without a proper friendleader to be there for all of you!

bluh, sounds dumb.
though i guess a place where the trolls don't bother you all the time must be different!
i could always come and keep you company!

The nuances of troll culture are still something I am piecing together.
But you're probably right, Terezi did seem more like a...girlfriend...when I spoke with her.
I may not have encountered his moirail then.
Now I'm rather curious about it...

Oh yes.
Truly are we lost without our friendleader and his courage in our time of greatest need.
We are doomed to scatter like embers in a dying fire.
Never to flare up again without your illustrious presence.

'Dumb' does not even begin to describe it, honestly.
It's a city of endless night filled with prisoners taken from various universes and left there.
To survive or perish, it seems.
My mundane refers to it as a 'horror' game, but that seems too trite to really quantify my distaste for the entire situation.
For lack of a more accurate phrase, it's just plain awful.

...But I would not mind the company.
I suppose.

well i consider myself to be almost an expert by this point.
and i will share everything i have.
but only assuming you keep up that flattery.

i think that's just a generally mun thing.
or at least that's what i've gotten!
and i'm sorry rose.
maybe i should head over!
just for the sake of doing my duty :B

I'll see what sort of flattery supply I can arrange for you.
I most likely won't be maintaining it myself, of course.
But I'm certain we can outsource it to some suitably bootlicker or yes-man.

Mun's do have a lot of 'things' which don't really make much sense.
Mine keeps hoping to drag yourself and the others into Abax despite the fact that it would be far more efficient to simply send me home.
But they're...persistent.

If you would like to, as I said, I...would not mind.
But it's not a pleasant place, I'm not certain I want any of you to come there, regardless of whether it would be a comfort.

well, i mean...
we've been playing this game.
i think i'm a little used to going out of my comfort zone and doing the best choice!
... not that's it's really going to be left up to me in the end, uh...

My mun tried a similar game.
In that the first place I was dumped was the old west, trapped in a 'flighty broad wagon' with several other women in the middle of a convoy traveling the Oregon Trail.
Compared to Abax, that was actually rather pleasant, really.
Aside from the lack of bathrooms, which I will never speak of again.

If you want out of your comfort zone, a city of endless night where you wake up in a almost naked in a morgue would certain qualify.
I can at least assure you there is very little in the way of Betty Crocker Baking, if that would help to ease your worry?

oh god.
sign me up now, rose!
i am sold.
all i need is gushers and this place will be entirely perfect.
(heheheh!)

I am afraid it is my sad duty to report a paucity of gushers in the city of Abax.
During my time there, I have not found a single box of them.
Or even a suitably less flavorful knockoff.

You should be careful what you are getting yourself into, regardless of fruit based confections, John.

you aint the only one wwhos bored human
my mun is practically the laziest creature alivve on the planet evven countin those wweird animals you got that livve in trees an havve long arms an sleep all the time
i guess wwhere im goin wwith this is if you get wwind a anywwhere that sounds cool you should say so outright so i can beat you to it an teach my mun a lesson
oh an she says good luck but dont think thats comin from me directly cause i aint the type

oh cool, troll!
which one is this!
and i am almost certain you are talking about, uh...
what sleeps all the time...
whatever.
mand that's a lot of double-u's!
(heheh)
and thanks for the well wishes!
good luck to you too!
how long have you been searching?

wwell arent you just insufferably positivve
im ca i talked to the twwo females in your little group but frankly it didnt go wwell so the less said the better
i aint been lookin long to be honest i just got back from a semi hiatus sorta deal
wwhat about you

i hear ya bro
my mun doesnt have anywhere for me either
too damn picky about their games in my oppinion
and in response to your convo with rose up above
oh i have plenty of interest to spread around
it just happens that the toast you spread your interest on is not the same toast i spread mine

yeah, you spread it on stupid things.
like puppets and never shutting your mouth with boring raps :B
and 'irony'.
but yeah, it's soooooooo stupid!
she's just being lazy, and not finding another game already!
and i'm just sitting around here!

oh yes because bad movies and practical jokes are so much more mature
and shut up about puppets man dont talk to me about those things
im weirded out by them enough on their own that i dont need an outsiders opinion on them to make it worse
but shit
the only thing my muns doing with me is sticking me in different threads in this place
not that the conversations arent absolutely riveting
it would just be nice to be able to belong to a place and people

hah!
so you admit it?
i told you those stupid puppets were dumb.
but nope nope nope.
'sup sup puppets are cool'
whatever dave!
i see right through you!

and they're not bad movies!
and there's nothing wrong with a sizeable prankster's gambit!

and i know what you're talking about.
it's hard not really belonging anywhere any more...

im not sure what it is you think youve caught me saying
cause im pretty sure the only thing i admitted to was thinking puppets are kind of creepy

and yes egbert
even though youre blinded by your huge pulsing man crush on liv tyler and nic cage they are actually considered bad movies by just about everyone else in the world
i can appreciate them from an ironic standpoint but even thats pushing it

ugh this not belonging topic makes it seem like i should be stealing roses skinny jeans and painting my nails black

dave, you can't talk your way out of this one!
this stuff is written in pen.
from all those notes i wasn't taking.
and all your stupid fighting about how cool your bro's stuff was.

also, dave.
liv tyler is not a man.
and i am offended.
they are great movies and i think your stupid shades are making you blind.

heheh.
i didn't think rose even had skinny jeans!
i totally thought you would have your own pair though :B

wait
liv tylers not a man
my life has been a lie
one long misdirection of incorrect data and slanderous falsehoods
what ever will i do now that i know theres not actually any sausage between those shapely thighs

nope dont own any skinny jeans
just some booty shorts and shiny blue mascara

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your rose is entirely perfect, and I'm almost certain I'm going to have to join this community now.

Oh wow. Thank you very much! Uhm. Apps open next week I think?.

you are very welcome~ I'm definitely going to have to pull something together. Thank you very much!

Oh man, good luck.

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