Voice testing after a long ass while

[eatdavesbabies]

Look at you little man, stepping right back up to plate. Congratulations are in order, but let’s push all that to the side. It’s time to get to work.

Naw. Fuck that. That’s not the line we’re starting on.

It’s time to get right fucking down to business.

Comments

[turntablism]

man what fucking year is it again
actually
wait
wrong question
i can technically ask what decade now
your guys sense of timings on point
in the sense that its absolutely fucking atrocious i mean lets just be honest we havent been relevant for a good while now

[eatdavesbabies]

Okay but let me ask
Considering what is in
What passes as relevant nowadays
It’s probably a good idea to be grateful we aren’t ‘relevant’

[turntablism]

aight you got me there
i kinda lost track of what was relevant after people decided endlessly posting a badly drawn image of some guy getting sucked into another guys ass was the height of humor and also the best way to own a chump
there is no goddamn artistry to the act of getting a dudes goat anymore

[eatdavesbabies]

When everyone is angry as hell you don’t really have to do much to rattle some cages. Giving them a little shake is the equivalent of throwing them into a highway.
Let’s face the facts when we’ve gotten to the point that declaring someone a cutesy shit name like a ‘soiboi’ is a decisive coup de grace to someone’s masculinity, we can tell that society is fucked. Best to get our chumpass Tyler Durden on and blow some skyscrapers down.

[turntablism]

while i can agree with pretty much everything youre saying (we had no idea the world ending asteroids were saving us from a worse fate huh)
ive gotta be real with you
tyler durden really
cmon bro fight club is like
babys first edgy DOWN WITH THE MAN film that actually says fucking nothing despite trying its damndest to seem like its got depth
its like an emo 13yo that just discovered livejournal