stfu zuko i do what i want

[deformed]

Fire, water, earth and air - I guess those techniques are reminiscent of bending, if a little bland. The old guy does resemble Katara. Well done, you just wasted your own time.

Get back to your application! You're the laziest excuse for a mundane I've ever seen. Even if you do want to send me to a place where I'm done for without Mai, you should at least knock out the worst of the app before you get distracted again. At least figure out how much of my bending you're taking away so I'm prepared! 



... Wait, you want me to get Sokka to come along too? I'm not just going to bribe him with powers of his own! Or food! You're so annoying.

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[deformed]

I take it back, you better head over there with me and get all these fancy waterbending powers so I can own you.

[ WORTOR VERSUS FIYAH FAIGHTO. This is why Sokka was never made a bender in canon, brobending is dangerous. ]

[famished]

Hah! I'll own you so hard you'll be a wet cinder block!

[It's because Sokka would win, water > fire, 5ever. Written in the stars. ]

[deformed]

[ Bring it, bucko. This ain't no Fire Janitor! But if he was HE WOULD CLEAN YOU UP, oooooh. ]

I'll own you ... even harder!

[ So very not cut out for trash-talking. ]

[famished]

Weak, Zuko. Weak.

[you ain't even trying, bro. ]

[deformed]

Bending doesn't even matter that much, it's not the major problem! You know what else happens in that place, don't you?

[ Changing the subject because U SUK. ]

If we go there, Suki and Mai will flay us.

[famished]

I was trying not to think about it.

[Sudden misery, Suki will destroy him.

All those stranger, man. ]

[deformed]

How can you not think about it? I'm worried sick.

[ You're the only one who understands, bro. The only one with a lady. ]

[famished]

Like maybe if I pretend it isn't happening it won't. Let's not and say we did, that kind of thing.

[He's optimistic, okay. ]

[deformed]

... You want me to lie to Mai?

[famished]

Whoa that is the exact of opposite of what I meant. We lie to everyone else. Obviously!

[deformed]

That doesn't make any sense.

[famished]

It makes perfect sense, you're just not paying attention!

[deformed]

So you want us to tell them, but not everyone else?

[famished]

We tell everyone else that we're playing by the rules, man. Except we're not because we've got wills of steel and bam, see we're good. Our girlfriends don't flay us because we're totally awesome.

[this plan will work, trust in your bro's instinct and will of IRON STEEL. ]

[deformed]

But you get drugged, Sokka.

[ This is the Thing, man. ]

[famished]

Oh. Well I'm all out of ideas.

[He will lay prostrate and accept his flaying like a man, dude. You don't fight magical tattoos. ]

[deformed]

You're fine, your girlfriend isn't an assassin with sixty-something knives and stiletto-needles strapped to every limb of her body. All you have to worry about is a fan.

[famished]

[whoah, rude. ]

A fan, he says. My girlfriend can kick my butt sixteen different ways if she's mad enough. A fan!

[deformed]

Come on, Sokka. Mai could take Suki and we both know it.

[famished]

Doesn't matter. Suki could take you and win.

[deformed]

Yeah, okay.

[famished]

You and your girlfriend. Yeah.

[deformed]

Did you hit your head?

[ LEGIT concern. ]

[famished]

Did you hit your head?

[or did you smoke something, buddy....]

[deformed]

You're going to be the most obnoxious bender, aren't you?