stfu zuko i do what i want

[deformed]

Fire, water, earth and air - I guess those techniques are reminiscent of bending, if a little bland. The old guy does resemble Katara. Well done, you just wasted your own time.

Get back to your application! You're the laziest excuse for a mundane I've ever seen. Even if you do want to send me to a place where I'm done for without Mai, you should at least knock out the worst of the app before you get distracted again. At least figure out how much of my bending you're taking away so I'm prepared! 



... Wait, you want me to get Sokka to come along too? I'm not just going to bribe him with powers of his own! Or food! You're so annoying.

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1/3 sob

[famished]

-Hey! There is no way you can bribe me with food!

2/3

[famished]

.... Even if it's delicious and available in giant, amazing, beautiful plates.

3/3

[famished]

[oh man he's kind of hungry. ]

Not even if the powers are cool!


... Maybe if the powers are cool.

[deformed]

You don't need powers, Sokka, you're fine just as you are. Don't let them get to you!

[famished]

I know I'm awesome, man - I'm just saying I could be extra awesome. A whole new genre of awesome.

[deformed]

Do you want to be a bender that badly? It's hard work.

[famished]

I'm pretty good at responsibility, just throwing that out there.

[deformed]

I'm not debating that, you know what I mean. I could help you out, but Katara's the one you'd need to help teach you.

And I'm going to suck at my own bending there, anyway.

[famished]

We can move from sucking to being the best together, buddy. Teamwork is when you set fire to everything and I give us a free bath trying to put it out!

Solid plan. Completely full proof.

[deformed]

You're not using waterbending to get me wet even once.

[ TRIES TO LOOK STERN ABOUT THIS oh who cares, you'll get him anyway. Waitaminute - ]

Why would I set fire to everything?

[famished]

[DEADPAN. ]

I don't know how to tell you this, Zuko, but you've got a short fuse sometimes. Only sometimes. Maybe a lot of the time. Just short of all the time.

[deformed]

That doesn't mean I go around blowing stuff up! I've got excellent control of my bending.

[ fkjdklg RUDE SOKKA. ]

Maybe you'll wind up a firebender!

[famished]

Uh hu, sure man. I believe you.

[denial isn't just a river in egypt dude. ]

Huh - you think that's possible? I guess I thought if I did, it'd be water.

[deformed]

How about jerkbending, you seemed to be keen on that at one point.

[ Denial can suck his hot butt. ]

[famished]

I'd own you if I could do that, dummy.

[Wow, gross.]

[deformed]

I take it back, you better head over there with me and get all these fancy waterbending powers so I can own you.

[ WORTOR VERSUS FIYAH FAIGHTO. This is why Sokka was never made a bender in canon, brobending is dangerous. ]

[famished]

Hah! I'll own you so hard you'll be a wet cinder block!

[It's because Sokka would win, water > fire, 5ever. Written in the stars. ]

[deformed]

[ Bring it, bucko. This ain't no Fire Janitor! But if he was HE WOULD CLEAN YOU UP, oooooh. ]

I'll own you ... even harder!

[ So very not cut out for trash-talking. ]

[famished]

Weak, Zuko. Weak.

[you ain't even trying, bro. ]

[deformed]

Bending doesn't even matter that much, it's not the major problem! You know what else happens in that place, don't you?

[ Changing the subject because U SUK. ]

If we go there, Suki and Mai will flay us.

[famished]

I was trying not to think about it.

[Sudden misery, Suki will destroy him.

All those stranger, man. ]

[deformed]

How can you not think about it? I'm worried sick.

[ You're the only one who understands, bro. The only one with a lady. ]

[famished]

Like maybe if I pretend it isn't happening it won't. Let's not and say we did, that kind of thing.

[He's optimistic, okay. ]

[deformed]

... You want me to lie to Mai?

[famished]

Whoa that is the exact of opposite of what I meant. We lie to everyone else. Obviously!