stfu zuko i do what i want

[deformed]

Fire, water, earth and air - I guess those techniques are reminiscent of bending, if a little bland. The old guy does resemble Katara. Well done, you just wasted your own time.

Get back to your application! You're the laziest excuse for a mundane I've ever seen. Even if you do want to send me to a place where I'm done for without Mai, you should at least knock out the worst of the app before you get distracted again. At least figure out how much of my bending you're taking away so I'm prepared! 



... Wait, you want me to get Sokka to come along too? I'm not just going to bribe him with powers of his own! Or food! You're so annoying.

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[famished]

If you want quiet, just don't have a girlfriend.

[deformed]

I never said I didn't want a girlfriend!

[famished]

Just a quiet girlfriend?

[deformed]

I never said quiet was good, just that getting people to come and go as you like sounds ... lonely.

[famished]

And sad. My point exactly!

[deformed]

If you really knew Mai, you'd understand why I never want to break up with her - again.

[famished]

Why are we even talking about concubines?

[deformed]

Do you really want me to answer that?

[famished]

Is the answer awkward like our girlfriends with magic tattoos?

[deformed]

No! I wasn't even thinking of Mai with an evil magical tattoo!

[famished]

Oh.


... Me either.

[deformed]

That wouldn't matter because she'd have me.

[famished]

[Indecent, yo. ]

[deformed]

What? It's true.

[ He'd step up any way she needed him to. ]

You'd make Suki go to some other guy?

[famished]

What? No!

[This is so awkward. ]

[deformed]

So don't act like it's such a huge deal.

[famished]

Eugh.

[sweet powers are not worth this awkward conversation.

topic change! ]

You think anyone else might show up?

[deformed]

Like who, Azula?

[famished]

[internal weeping. ]

I lost my appetite.

[deformed]

You should ... probably avoid her, if she does.

[famished]

You don't have to tell me that.

[deformed]

No, I mean really avoid her.

[ MEANINGFUL EYES. Eye. One can't open widely enough but you know the routine. ]

[famished]

Zuko I'm not stupid. I know.

[deformed]

Okay.

[famished]

You don't sound convinced by this completely true statement I just said.