I AM BEING PRODUCTIVE

[knock_knock]

 So Miss Munn, you think you can compete with me when it comes to knock knock jokes?

Ohohohohoho
How delightful.
And I suppose you feel you're decent enough at it to impersonate me, after only one night of studying?

Well, well. I am surprised.
But, let's see how this goes.

KNOCK KNOCK.

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[wingedpower]

Who's there?

[knock_knock]

[he think he has one for you, birdie.]

Cash.

[wingedpower]

[She shifts from one foot to the other. Do make it good, she's rather judgmental.

All but screeching the next line.]

Cash who?

[knock_knock]

No thanks, but I’d like some peanuts!

[wingedpower]

If you had food, why didn't you share?

[She got the joke, but obnoxious and loud? Those come easier than laughter.

She flies around in circles over his head.]

[knock_knock]

Ohoho!
[birdie has a sense of humor!]

I'm terribly sorry, old chap. Don't seem to have any on me, right now!
But you're the one who offered in the first place.

[wingedpower]

Wouldn't have asked if I had anything.

[knock_knock]

Unless you're lying.
[Birdie, he's an expert on lying. He learned it from the best.]

[wingedpower]

And I would keep it where?

[She is totally going to try and land on his helmut.]

[knock_knock]

[that helmet can take sniper rounds. He'll let her. What's the worst she can do?]
Ohoho. You're a crafty bird.
Perhaps elsewhere, hidden from view?

[wingedpower]

[It'll be a solid perch then. Excuse her as she raps her beak against it.]

In this place? [A scathing glance at the landscape.] Who knows what else lurks in the crevasses of the mind?

[dontpatr0nizeme]

...

[facepalming there right now] Really, Wyoming?

[knock_knock]

Oho!
Washington!
How good to see you!

I have one you might like, even!

[He's totally serious, Wash. Knock Knock jokes are SERIOUS BUSINESS]

[dontpatr0nizeme]

I can't say the same here, Wyoming. Really.

And no. I'm sure I won't like it.

[knock_knock]

Ohohoho
You, and your poxy sense of humor.
How do you know you won't if you haven't heard it yet?

[No one appreciates his jokes. Except Gary. Gary is awesome like that. Hey Wash- I bet Epsilon never listened to and enjoyed YOUR lame jokes!]

Chances of fail are high, so my apologies.

[onlyincontext]

Who's there?

[But at least there's one who will appreciate it?]

I don't care because GARY.

[knock_knock]

[Wyoming takes a minute to try and think of one he hasn't told Gary,realizes he's told them all, and goes for a classic.]

Yacht.

[onlyincontext]

Yacht who?

[Classics are classics for a reason.]

[knock_knock]

Yacht a now me by now, Gary.

[Is Wyoming smirking? Yup.]

[onlyincontext]

Ha ha ha.

[If Gamma could smirk his expression would probably be the same]

That is a good one.

[knock_knock]

Ohohoho.

I thought you would like it.

[Munn is cringing because thats a lot of "oho" ing.]

[onlyincontext]

Knock knock.

[His turn.]</small.

[knock_knock]

Who's there?

[But of course. :D]

[onlyincontext]

Madam.

[knock_knock]

Madam who?