I AM BEING PRODUCTIVE

[knock_knock]

 So Miss Munn, you think you can compete with me when it comes to knock knock jokes?

Ohohohohoho
How delightful.
And I suppose you feel you're decent enough at it to impersonate me, after only one night of studying?

Well, well. I am surprised.
But, let's see how this goes.

KNOCK KNOCK.

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[wingedpower]

Who's there?

[knock_knock]

[he think he has one for you, birdie.]

Cash.

[wingedpower]

[She shifts from one foot to the other. Do make it good, she's rather judgmental.

All but screeching the next line.]

Cash who?

[knock_knock]

No thanks, but I’d like some peanuts!

[wingedpower]

If you had food, why didn't you share?

[She got the joke, but obnoxious and loud? Those come easier than laughter.

She flies around in circles over his head.]

[knock_knock]

Ohoho!
[birdie has a sense of humor!]

I'm terribly sorry, old chap. Don't seem to have any on me, right now!
But you're the one who offered in the first place.

[wingedpower]

Wouldn't have asked if I had anything.

[knock_knock]

Unless you're lying.
[Birdie, he's an expert on lying. He learned it from the best.]

[wingedpower]

And I would keep it where?

[She is totally going to try and land on his helmut.]

[knock_knock]

[that helmet can take sniper rounds. He'll let her. What's the worst she can do?]
Ohoho. You're a crafty bird.
Perhaps elsewhere, hidden from view?

[wingedpower]

[It'll be a solid perch then. Excuse her as she raps her beak against it.]

In this place? [A scathing glance at the landscape.] Who knows what else lurks in the crevasses of the mind?

Oh god I was going to do something spoilery but now I cant cause you havent seen...

[knock_knock]

[Ok, that was loud ,so hes just gonna tilt his head and see if she falls off...]

Ohohoho.
These Munns are none too bright are they...

T-T oh well... it would have been glorious.

[wingedpower]

[Flapping her wings to stay balanced, she tries to find better footholds, no luck.]

They're not the only ones.

[dontpatr0nizeme]

...

[facepalming there right now] Really, Wyoming?

[knock_knock]

Oho!
Washington!
How good to see you!

I have one you might like, even!

[He's totally serious, Wash. Knock Knock jokes are SERIOUS BUSINESS]

[knock_knock]

Oho, my ego has been wounded by a brightly colored bird.
Whatever shall I do?

[wingedpower]

Oh, I'm sure you have a career in front of you as a stand up comic.

Hardee-har-har.

[knock_knock]

I'm sure I'll get over it.

There are other things in life, you know.

[wingedpower]

Than ego? Yeah, big heads aren't all to useful.

[knock_knock]

Ohoho, no of course not!
My ego is staying right where it is!

On the other hand I'll have to pretend to be letdown over my dream job, you know.
Its harder than it looks.

Okay, need to go offline and ... do other things, now.

[wingedpower]

And just what exactly is your dream job?

Ok, have fun!

[knock_knock]

I thought you told me my dream job was to be a comedian.

[dude, he's living the dream. Kind of. Maybe. Anyhow he likes his current job more than any other he can think of...]

Chances of fail are high, so my apologies.

[onlyincontext]

Who's there?

[But at least there's one who will appreciate it?]

[dontpatr0nizeme]

I can't say the same here, Wyoming. Really.

And no. I'm sure I won't like it.

I don't care because GARY.

[knock_knock]

[Wyoming takes a minute to try and think of one he hasn't told Gary,realizes he's told them all, and goes for a classic.]

Yacht.