oh god what am I getting myself into?

[kairyokuranshin]

Heh.

You've got guts. Oni are supposed to kidnap humans, not the other way around. You didn't even try me head on first. There's nothin' I hate more than a coward, and you'd have to know that by now.

Like I said, you've got guts. Dumb as hell, but guts. And I like guts. I also like alcohol and fights. You're stocked up on both, so it'll do for now. But I left that mountain because humans got too boring.

So don't get boring.

Comments

[closed_eyes]

Oooh, so that person behind the screen decided that they're going to try and control you? That should be fun to watch. Mine doesn't know what I'm thinking... well, ever really. I think I confuse him most of the time.

But I don't think it will be boring. I'm pretty sure of it, or at least you'll find plenty of alcohol.

[kairyokuranshin]

He knows better than to try and control me. Or he'll learn, real fast.

It'll have to be plenty by my standards.

[closed_eyes]

Well, if it's anything like where I am right now, there's lots of stuff to drink, and I mean lots of it. But you'll have to be careful. They lace it with stuff.

Course that can be fun too.

[kairyokuranshin]

So not only are they dishonest, but they're ruinin' good alcohol in the process? That'd give me lots of heads to knock around while I drink.

[green_eyed]

This doesn't sound like a kidnapping at all. More like forcing your way into someone else's home.

[kairyokuranshin]

If I'm stuck here, I might as well make myself at home.

[green_eyed]

What a typical answer. You could try to sound like you're taking this a little seriously.

[kairyokuranshin]

I'd say I'm takin' it seriously enough. I told him not to be boring.

[immaterial_and_missing]

Awww, c'moooon. It's not thaaaat baaaad!

[This drunken slurring brought to you by: Suika Ibuki and her Gourd.] I mean for the most part they leave ya alone and then sometimes they poke ya with a stick to make sure you're still alive, and if you are, you can go back to drinking and napping.

[kairyokuranshin]

That sounds awful.

[Shit, Suika's already drunk? She's gonna have to catch up here!] Drinkin' should go with fightin', not nappin'. Why would they even bother if they weren't going to find me a bunch of fun fights?

[immaterial_and_missing]

[That's the secret, Cap: Suika's been drunk for thousands of years. She's never sober.]

I mean, ya can do that, too! Nothing quite like punchin' the block off something, or sending a tengu head-first into a barrier at like five times the speed of sound... - oh wait, that was somethin' else. Aaaanywaaay, I dunno. A lot of people are too afraid to fight people. 'Specially like. Us. So you'll probably spend a lot more time nappin'.

[kairyokuranshin]

[A blissful life led, that]

How'd that somethin' else go? [Whether she's talking about the tengu or the barrier, well...] Huh. If they won't try and outfight an oni, then maybe they'll try and out drink one. Betcha there's a lot of people that'd take that one up without thinkin'.

[heptagram]

I don't suppose this fellow knows what they intend to do yet, do they.

[kairyokuranshin]

Not a clue. But it's sure gonna be somethin' when he does.

[heptagram]

Until then, I guess you're stuck and a bit bored, right?

[kairyokuranshin]

Stuck, but not bored. Lotta people in his head that are down to fight. Some are even half decent.

[theleonking]

Everything works out better if the summon's stronger than the summoner, anyway. The champion should always be at center stage, that way's the most exciting.

You stand in front, they stand behind, and a good show is had.

[kairyokuranshin]

Sounds an awful lot like I'm protectin' him or something. That just won't do. We're gonna fight, we're gonna fight side by side. And he's gonna hold his own. That sounds like a way better show to me.

Now, I just gotta figure out what side by side is in something like this.

[chaosimpact]

Head on fights are too much work. I prefer stabbing in the back personally.

[kairyokuranshin]

That's a boring, cowardly way to fight. No thrill, no rush, no pride. Not for me.

[chaosimpact]

Yeah but then you get all sweaty and junk. Why bother when you can just end it with a simple spear to the spine? So much easier.

[kairyokuranshin]

So much more boring, you mean. Boring and pathetic. Have some damn pride when you're going to fight.

[sakuya_izayoi]

If someone has managed to tame you of all people, then I dread to think what would happen to the rest of us.

[kairyokuranshin]

Tamed, huh? Ha, I don't think so. Maybe if he gets me in some maid outfit or somethin'.

[sakuya_izayoi]

[ Hey! Thems fightin' words! Do not diss the maid outfit! ]

Just because I wear one doesn't mean that it was my mun's idea...