Prepare for the greatest voice test in Equestria

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

The Great and Powerful Trrrrixie is most displeased with you. You do not deserve to be her mun.

First of all, Trixie will not be contained to just fifteen icons. She deserves more. Trixie deserves the best.

Second, The Great and Powerful Trrrrixie does not like it when someone interrupts her shows. She will not be able to gain any money by doing her job if she is dragged to some place unknown to her.

Thirdly, Trixie does not appreciate being controlled. Trixie is her own mare. She doesn't need any help from anyone. She is perfectly capable of doing things on her own.

Fourthly, Trixie goes where she pleases, and most of these games have her end up getting trapped without any escape. Trixie doesn't like being stuck in some grungy, broken-down, and minuscule place

Finally, Trixie's username may describe her outward appearance, but...! It, in no way, can ever convey the amount of importance The Grrrreat and Powerful Trrrrixie deserves. Change it.

Due to these reasons, you are NOT going to control the Great and Powerful Trrrrixie!

Comments

Oh, here we go...

[mysidiangenius]

Was I ever this bad?

Yeah, look, those are all great reasons but you're forgetting the most important of them all: As long as you're amusing you're stuck with them.

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

[Sigh]

Trixie never expected her sheer importance and allure to be such a curse.

[mysidiangenius]

[...]

Yeeeaah, let's go with that.

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

You don't think Trixie is telling it like it is?

[mysidiangenius]

Any fool can do parlor tricks for entertainment.

[Tact, Palom. Learn to use it sometime D:]

[shine_on_armor]

Who's Trixie?

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

She is right before your eyes!

[shine_on_armor]

... Oh, I get it. You're talking in third-pony, like a wrestler.

Are you a wrestler?

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

No! You are incorrect. Trixie is too important than to be lumped into muscular stallions who grope each other.

[She shudders a little.]

What Trixie is, is that she is the most powerful equine, the most dazzling showmare in all of Equestria!

[She summons up a bunch of fireworks behind er, which explode in beautiful and dazzling colors. She really wishes she had her stage right now.

[shine_on_armor]

... Showmare?

So you're, like, a birthday party magician?

[doublethefun]

Perhaps the Great and Powerful Trixie should speak in first pony.

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

[Wings AND a horn? Could she be...]

Trixie can speak however she wants to. Nonetheless...

[She gives a short, quick bow.]

She is honored you decided Trixie is worth your time.

[doublethefun]

[have a regal nod in return.

Though that quickly turns into a bit of a smirk.] I have made no such decision yet.

[even if the lack of screaming and running away is pretty gratifying]

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

[Trixie wasn't in Ponyville at Nightmare Night, so she has no idea how loud Luna can be. But she HAS heard of what The Elements of Harmony did to Nightmare Moon, even if most of the details were changed due to rumors.]

Trixie is wondering... Are you the same pony that helped The Elements of Harmony defeat Nightmare Moon? She has heard of such an event and is considering turning it into one of Trixie's stories.

[doublethefun]

[this is a pretty bad topic, Trixie.

She frowns, any trace of amusement gone from her face.]

I was Nightmare Moon. [flatly] Wilt thou be running away now?

[mylittledoormat]

Um... aren't you at least glad that your mun chose you over the rest of the ponies?

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

Is there any other doubt he chose Trixie? After all, She's seven steps above the rest.

[fruity_puppeteer]

You forgot a couple more, let me add them.

Sixthly, I'd personally like to see you go without a mouth.

Seventhly, I have more fans than you, sorry~

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

[Have a Trixie that's from right after the events of Boast Busters.]

You dare mock The Great and Powerful Trixie?

[She summons up some storm clouds and has them strike the ground behind her.]

[fruity_puppeteer]

[You know what? Let's take those clouds and make some cotton candy.]

Am I? It's a national sport!

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

Trixie will never be a tool to be used as a sport. She is too important.

Oh, boy.

[rhyming_mage]

Hohohoho!

A magical mare that has a large reputation to declare?
Don't be so arrogant, horse. There is no one that can compare with me, of course!
Far as I can see, you are nothing more than a one-trick pony to me!

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

You dare doubt the word of The Great and Powerful Trixie? Fine. She will allow you a chance to prove that you really are better than her, but you won't even compare to her.

[rhyming_mage]

You speak with such pomp that it would be a shame to see your pride take a stomp.
But if you insist, I'll be glad to give your ego a twist.
Now look and behold, my magical prowess is about to unfold!

[Shantotto raises a hand in the air and fireballs of every color fly into the air, exploding like fireworks.]

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

[Trixie looks at the fireball explosions with a bored expression on her face. Then she gives off a yawn and summons a single, tiny firework. It spurts upward, and... there's not really much of an explosion. This is Trixie's cue to get much more showy, and an image of a large bear appears from the tiny explosion. Guess what? It also moves.

It rears up toward... whatever this tiny thing speaking in rhyme is, but stops a few inches from it's face, letting out a loud and terrifying roar. ...Is that saliva real or an illusion?]