Prepare for the greatest voice test in Equestria

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

The Great and Powerful Trrrrixie is most displeased with you. You do not deserve to be her mun.

First of all, Trixie will not be contained to just fifteen icons. She deserves more. Trixie deserves the best.

Second, The Great and Powerful Trrrrixie does not like it when someone interrupts her shows. She will not be able to gain any money by doing her job if she is dragged to some place unknown to her.

Thirdly, Trixie does not appreciate being controlled. Trixie is her own mare. She doesn't need any help from anyone. She is perfectly capable of doing things on her own.

Fourthly, Trixie goes where she pleases, and most of these games have her end up getting trapped without any escape. Trixie doesn't like being stuck in some grungy, broken-down, and minuscule place

Finally, Trixie's username may describe her outward appearance, but...! It, in no way, can ever convey the amount of importance The Grrrreat and Powerful Trrrrixie deserves. Change it.

Due to these reasons, you are NOT going to control the Great and Powerful Trrrrixie!

Comments

Oh, here we go...

[mysidiangenius]

Was I ever this bad?

Yeah, look, those are all great reasons but you're forgetting the most important of them all: As long as you're amusing you're stuck with them.

[shine_on_armor]

Who's Trixie?

[doublethefun]

Perhaps the Great and Powerful Trixie should speak in first pony.

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

[Sigh]

Trixie never expected her sheer importance and allure to be such a curse.

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

She is right before your eyes!

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

[Wings AND a horn? Could she be...]

Trixie can speak however she wants to. Nonetheless...

[She gives a short, quick bow.]

She is honored you decided Trixie is worth your time.

[mysidiangenius]

[...]

Yeeeaah, let's go with that.

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

You don't think Trixie is telling it like it is?

[mylittledoormat]

Um... aren't you at least glad that your mun chose you over the rest of the ponies?

[shine_on_armor]

... Oh, I get it. You're talking in third-pony, like a wrestler.

Are you a wrestler?

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

No! You are incorrect. Trixie is too important than to be lumped into muscular stallions who grope each other.

[She shudders a little.]

What Trixie is, is that she is the most powerful equine, the most dazzling showmare in all of Equestria!

[She summons up a bunch of fireworks behind er, which explode in beautiful and dazzling colors. She really wishes she had her stage right now.

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

Is there any other doubt he chose Trixie? After all, She's seven steps above the rest.

[shine_on_armor]

... Showmare?

So you're, like, a birthday party magician?

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

Incorrect again, my blue-haired neighsayer! She performs stories all over Equestria, dazzling and enticing! You don't understand the magnitude of the stories she performs. They would entertain even the most dull of people, they would allure the most wandering of minds, they would bring entice the most antisocial of ponies...


Because she is The Great and Powerful... Trrrrixie!

[SHe summons up some fireworks behind her with her magic, making them explode in dazzling colors.]

[shine_on_armor]

Oh.

Maybe I could hire you for wedding entertainment!

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

Trixie would like to know the details of this wedding. She may have to prepare a suitable story.

[shine_on_armor]

Well, I'm marrying my sweetheart in Canterlot. A lot of important ponies will be there.

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

Canterlot!?

[She quickly calms down, but she's never performed in Canterlot before. Looks like Trixie hit the big time! She clears her throat.]

Trixie is pleased that you chose her to entertain everypony in Canterlot. She will be there.

...Trixie also requests the use of a stage, if it's not that much trouble.

[shine_on_armor]

I'm sure we can rustle up one.

Celestia does want this wedding to be perfect, after all.

[mysidiangenius]

Any fool can do parlor tricks for entertainment.

[Tact, Palom. Learn to use it sometime D:]

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

[Celestia's going to be there!?]

THE Princess Celestia? The one that raises the sun every day? The one that rules all over Equestria?

[shine_on_armor]

... Is there another one?

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

Well then, my little Neighsayer, show Trixie that you can do better!

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

[...She can do this. Trixie can DO this! She takes a deep breath in through her nose, then gives a confident smile.]

Princess Celestia better be prepared for the greatest show in Equestria!

[...She hopes she's not getting in over her head.]

[shine_on_armor]

Don't worry; the Princess will love your show.

I'm sure everypony will. My sister Twilight will probably love meeting you.