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[luckbe_alady]

Is this what you're supposed to do? Well, I guess if its what you do then you have to do it. 

It's just kind of weird to talk to myself .[nervous laugh]


...Please stop trying to make puns, and that traffic light joke is cute and everything, but its not that funny... You won't make me tell the hair joke, will you? [sigh]

Okaaay... Uhh [deep breath and clears throat]

A priest and a hitch hiker are going for a ride and on the way - They - hit a har?. This joke isn't funny... Okay, I'll keep going. They pull over to check on the hare, which is hurt but not dead - this isn't getting better. [annoyed sigh now] Okay. I'll stop. But I don't really like this joke. 

Okay! [says this very quickly] So they pull over to check on the hare, and the hare is just really, really, hurt and so the hitch hiker says he'll take care of it, but the Priest says no. Priest goes to the car and takes out a clear bottle of something then pours it all over the hare, who jumps up waves at the two then hops away. Hops, then waves, hops then waves -[she's mimicking this movement. Hopping and waving like a hare] and keeps doing this until its out of sight. 

The hitch hiker looks at the Priest and says something like "You changed me. I now believe - blah, blah, blah - what was in that bottle? Was it holy water?"
The priest shakes his head and says, "No, my son. Its hair restorer with permanent wave."

[she stops and blinks, then gives a soft laugh] Oh, hey! I get it! Okay that ones bad, but kind of - cute, too. 
 

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[camembert_connoisseur]

Plagg. I'm a Kwami. I give powers sometimes. [Said very nonchalantly, in an almost-bored tone. Right, right, introductions, get those things out of the way.]

Now you don't have any more bad jokes, do you? Cause you should probably stop. That one was reeeeally bad.

[luckbe_alady]

[This entire thing was going to either give her a heart attack or a headache - she couldn't tell just yet.]

Plagg? [she examines him for a moment] Hmm, you're like - a little kitty, huh? [she gives a soft giggle and reaches up to gently poke him]

[camembert_connoisseur]

Yeah, well I am the-- hey! [He gives a sour expression, batting her hands away with his little paws before floating up to face her, arms crossed.]

I'm not just some toy cat you can poke and prod! At least gimme something to eat first!

[luckbe_alady]

[She starts, taken acknowledge and then blinks at him confused]

Well, if I had food I'd be more than happy to give you some. What kind of food do you like?

[camembert_connoisseur]

Cheese. Especially Camembert. [He loudly licks his lips, and the way he's looking at Marinette makes it clear that he's already thinking of the tasty cheese.]

[luckbe_alady]

[she makes a face of obvious disgust] Uhm... Isn't that the - stinky one? Like really stinky?

[camembert_connoisseur]

If by stinky you mean heavenly, then yes.