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[metalbends]

Listen, if you're gonna drag me out here, couldn't you at least do some canon review first? I mean, how are you ever gonna imitate how great I am if it's not fresh in your memory? Sheesh. You act like it's some kind of miracle I started talking to you again. But you've still got to do your part.

And stop acting like I want to go back. I don't miss any of those old lugs, you got it? And there's nothing you can do to convince me, so just forget about it. I'm staying put right here.

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[markofthewise]

I'm good. Really.

[metalbends]

Alright, alright. I'll stick with just one good sock in the arm.

[markofthewise]

I think I can live with that.

[metalbends]

You can count on it, then. One good old-fashioned punch in the gut when I get back.

[She may have slightly amended that.]

[markofthewise]

You said arm!

[metalbends]

What? In the gut is how I show I missed you even more.

[markofthewise]

Yeah, well, you won't even remember missing me. So I'll have to do the gut punching to make up for it.

[metalbends]

Whatever. You'll just be jealous when I come back knowing more than you do!

[markofthewise]

What's that supposed to mean?

[metalbends]

I'm coming from the future, Snoozles! Just like Twinkletoes.

[markofthewise]

The future? That future? It's overrated.