On the mun considering games

[dorkvader]

Okay so, let me get see if I've got this...

You've been throwing at every wall possible to see if I'll stick to one.  Which is kind of a gross metaphor when you think about it.  And now you want to find a game where I'll have to actually deal with people on a regular basis.  Also, I don't need the Force to know what special brand of annoying you're thinking of. 

Face it, no one is going to want a Sith Lord just hanging around, no matter how awesome I am.  

wait...

Can I go someplace with Jedi?  Like LOTS of Jedi?  That would be amazing! 

Please!  I don't even have to kill them, as fun as wanton murder is... I would be sooo good with just making their lives miserable by my very existence!  Honest.



((cross posted to Dear Player))

Comments

[hinging]

I think the Jedi would desire otherwise.

[Even if the muns would likely enjoy it...]

[dorkvader]

Right. That's what would make it so much fun.

[hinging]

Fun is hardly the word I would use to describe it.

[dorkvader]

We have different definitions.

Come on, I said I'd consider not hunting everyone down right off. I think that's a very generous offer.

[Is that creeping away from the 'no killing' thing... oops.]

[hinging]

That likely will be to your own detriment, given the nature of some of the games.

[dorkvader]

I'm a big Sith, I think I can handle it.

[hinging]

It will put a kink in your plans, although I hardly see that as a bad thing.

[dorkvader]

Oh.

How do you know? My plans are the best plans.

[Granted minus the killing part, they might get a lot trickier. Drat.]

[hinging]

There are beings more powerful than even you.

[dorkvader]

Then they will present an interesting challenge.



Been a while since I had one of those.

[hinging]

Consider yourself a fly to be flicked by their finger.

[dorkvader]

Flies often dodge and return to bite again.

[hinging]

Flies don't bite.

[shoulda_toined]

(A wild Jedi appeared! He's wielding a carrot-shaped laser sword and reading a book titled "Lightsaber Battles for Dummies", as well as humming an elevator-music version of the Empire's Theme to himself.)

He would be a Jedi... curses!

[dorkvader]

I didn't realize those came in orange.

Well, yeah, he's Chaotic Funny, not any stripe of Evil or Stupid

[shoulda_toined]

(Looks up.)

Oh, yeah. Every colah of da rainbow you can imagine.

Naturally.

[dorkvader]

Right... And you're... a Jedi or something?

(No Jedi he knows of, but the multiverse is a strange place.)

[shoulda_toined]

(Shrugs.)

"Or something". I need ta loin a lotta skills ta keep up in da woild 'a Comedy. Ya nevah know when knowin' yer way around a lazah suh-ward will come handy.

[dorkvader]

(This is one of those times he wishes he had a face-palm icon. Laser sword, really? Who let you even have one of those.)

Lightsaber. And it's not supposed to be funny.

(well, not 'funny ha-ha' more of a 'funny uh-oh')

[shoulda_toined]

(Another shrug.)

Most props ain't, in and of demselves. It depends on who's using it.

[dorkvader]

I don't do comedy.

(He lifts his Star Trek mug, with bendy straw, to his mask and takes a sip of his latte. Yup, no comedy at all here. Serious Sith is serious.)

[shoulda_toined]

(Considering the state of his body? That's probably how he actually eats/drinks anything in canon.)

Yeah, you Sith don't seem ta have much of a sense 'a humah.

[dorkvader]

(sob. it's true, he has to eat this gross nutrient paste stuff. He misses going out for a good penne alla arrabiata.)

It's not in the job description.

[shoulda_toined]

You'd think it would be.

Comedy is Serious Business.

[dorkvader]

Not serious enough.