On the mun considering games

[dorkvader]

Okay so, let me get see if I've got this...

You've been throwing at every wall possible to see if I'll stick to one.  Which is kind of a gross metaphor when you think about it.  And now you want to find a game where I'll have to actually deal with people on a regular basis.  Also, I don't need the Force to know what special brand of annoying you're thinking of. 

Face it, no one is going to want a Sith Lord just hanging around, no matter how awesome I am.  

wait...

Can I go someplace with Jedi?  Like LOTS of Jedi?  That would be amazing! 

Please!  I don't even have to kill them, as fun as wanton murder is... I would be sooo good with just making their lives miserable by my very existence!  Honest.



((cross posted to Dear Player))

Comments

[hinging]

I think the Jedi would desire otherwise.

[Even if the muns would likely enjoy it...]

[dorkvader]

Right. That's what would make it so much fun.

[hinging]

Fun is hardly the word I would use to describe it.

[dorkvader]

We have different definitions.

Come on, I said I'd consider not hunting everyone down right off. I think that's a very generous offer.

[Is that creeping away from the 'no killing' thing... oops.]

[shoulda_toined]

(A wild Jedi appeared! He's wielding a carrot-shaped laser sword and reading a book titled "Lightsaber Battles for Dummies", as well as humming an elevator-music version of the Empire's Theme to himself.)

He would be a Jedi... curses!

[dorkvader]

I didn't realize those came in orange.

[hinging]

That likely will be to your own detriment, given the nature of some of the games.

[dorkvader]

I'm a big Sith, I think I can handle it.

[hinging]

It will put a kink in your plans, although I hardly see that as a bad thing.

[dorkvader]

Oh.

How do you know? My plans are the best plans.

[Granted minus the killing part, they might get a lot trickier. Drat.]

[hinging]

There are beings more powerful than even you.

[dorkvader]

Then they will present an interesting challenge.



Been a while since I had one of those.

[hinging]

Consider yourself a fly to be flicked by their finger.

[dorkvader]

Flies often dodge and return to bite again.

[hinging]

Flies don't bite.

[dorkvader]

You've never run into those awful little sand-flies that try to suck your blood out?

Those things were the worst.

[hinging]

It may well be you'll be turned in to one of those little sand-flies.

[dorkvader]

Then at least I will have the satisfaction of causing you misery.

Seriously, the itchiest bites.

[hinging]

Perhaps someone will do the world a favour and swat you.

[dorkvader]

You'd enjoy that.

I'd just come back and haunt you anyway.

[hinging]

I would.

And one would think you would have better things to do with your time.

[dorkvader]

Enjoying an enemy's death... Master Plo Koon would be so disappointed in you.

If he had survived, that is.

Then again, he did go along with your expulsion. So perhaps not.

[hinging]

You're a Sith, and you're not worthy enough to speak his name.

[dorkvader]

Do you ever wonder, failed padawan, what kind of end he met?

Was it brave? Was it noble? Or was he just one of the many who died in pain and confusion as their men turned on them.

Would it have been any different if you had been there? Could you have warned him?

Would you have sacrificed yourself to save him. Somehow I doubt that.

[hinging]

They are all events in the past, events that have already transpired. Dwelling on them does not accomplish anything.