i will do anything not to write that one paper. fandom is community.

[deandong]

Well aren't you the most ambitious little thing? You know this is really quiet flattering, I must say. Should I dress up for this?

Have you considered applying at Greendale? You'd fit right in, there is a place for everyone at Greendale!

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like pigs for the slaughter, oh yes.

[jerkfuck]

[Son, you have issues.]

Chicago, most likely. Just moved to the Big Apple, though. Dave Spritz.



[ooc. omgosh me too. so glad i replied!]

we might as well start frying the bacon tbh.

[deandong]

You know I've always wanted to go to New York, I hear it's lovely. And it's lovely to meet you Dave Spritz, I'm Craig Pelton the dean at Greendale Community College - maybe you've heard of it.

[ooc: SO much fun. and sorry for taking forever, school is killing me!]

oh gosh bacon. i want some now. so delicious.

[jerkfuck]

Er, no. I haven't. The college, that is, but I'm sure it's a great place. It's nice to meet you, too, Dean Pelton.

[TITLES ARE IMPORTANT OKAY

ooc. it's no big!]

BACON IS A MAGICAL FOOD. i'm postive the unicorns invented it!

[deandong]

Oh tut, you can call me Craig.

[ griiiiin~ ]

oh gosh, IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW

[jerkfuck]

[Well isn't he sweet.]

Craig, then. Dave is perfectly fine for me.