canon is daily lives of high school boys

[honcho]

Ahhh, Mun-chan!! ☆ Missed me, huh? I knew it was only a matter of time before you brought me back!! You couldn't even get by a few months. Nowww, all that's left is for you to snag me a paid, app me back into some cozy, monster-free home... [ not happening. ] ... Haha, okay, never say never! Let's not dwell on all the problems with that, 'kay?

But anyway, being cooped up here has kinda turned into no work, no play. See, I'm willing to do even just a little bit of work, mostly play to get things started. That's a good bargain, right?

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[honcho]

[ ... before he addresses that weird question?! alas, he doesn't want to admit he has no idea what that is ]

You gotta drop the Pr-kun, Mu-chan. It's just not cute.

[shipwrecking]

Neither is Mu-chan! So quit calling me that!

[honcho]

[ frowning hard ]

How isn't "Mu-chan" cute? It's like the sound a cow makes, so it's fitting.

[shipwrecking]

Nope, keep calling me Mu-chan and I'll keep calling you Pr-kun.

[honcho]

[ holy shit she drives a hard bargain ] Pr-kun isn't cute.

[shipwrecking]

How about Prz-kun, then? Hah?

[how does one even pronounce that]

[honcho]

[ :( ] There aren't enough vowels...

[shipwrecking]

Preeeeeeez-kun. Vowels only become overkill. Prz-kun sounds better.

[honcho]

The vowels become overkill when there's like six extra, yeah!! Does Mu-chan just need assistance with a cute name for me? Ah, you're asking me for suggestions, aren't you?

[shipwrecking]

Ew...

Prz-kun is suggesting he needs a cute nickname...

[the most disgusted face]

[honcho]

Not need, Mu-chan. Puh-leeeez.

[ YEAH he's plenty cute on his own, hasn't she realized it yet ]

My first name is Katsumi! "Sumi-kun" sounds pretty good.

[shipwrecking]

Katsumi, huh?

[completely ignoring his suggestion]

Ts-kun.

[honcho]

Ts-kun...

[ that sounds... ]

What's with your aversion to vowels, huh? At least have it be "Tsu-kun"...!

[shipwrecking]

No, no, Ts-kun is more unique and more of a hassle to pronounce out loud, see?

[honcho]

If it's a hassle, why the hell would you wanna say it so much??

[shipwrecking]

Because I don't wanna have to address you at all. [BAM.]

[honcho]

[ BOOM ]

Fine, fiiine, Ts-kun'll have to do. [ settling feels awful, though... ] Anyway, what were you saying? Something about... probably something unimportant.

[shipwrecking]

Danmaku. Anyone can play. Fight me.

[that's about the gist of it?!]

[honcho]

What're the rules?? All games have rules.

[shipwrecking]

Shoot or get shot. That's easy enough, yeah?

[honcho]

Shoot you with... what?

[shipwrecking]

You know, bullets and the like.

Ah, I'm not talking about those metal bullets humans use, just to clarify. [that probably needed to be clarified.]

[honcho]

Then... Paintball? Pew pew!

[ it needs to be clarified. ]

[shipwrecking]

More painful! Probably. Anything's fair game to use as a bullet.

[including...... actual bullets. well, as long as they aren't used with the intention to kill.]

[honcho]

I've never played paintball before, but I heard it's pretty painful. So, like... BB gun levels of painful?

[ he's never been hit with a bb pellet either so it's a pointless question ]

[ bring on the danmaku ]