canon is daily lives of high school boys

[honcho]

Ahhh, Mun-chan!! ☆ Missed me, huh? I knew it was only a matter of time before you brought me back!! You couldn't even get by a few months. Nowww, all that's left is for you to snag me a paid, app me back into some cozy, monster-free home... [ not happening. ] ... Haha, okay, never say never! Let's not dwell on all the problems with that, 'kay?

But anyway, being cooped up here has kinda turned into no work, no play. See, I'm willing to do even just a little bit of work, mostly play to get things started. That's a good bargain, right?

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[symphonise]

Who would miss you?

Do you even know what a good bargain is?

[shipwrecking]

[ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING]

You're capable of work? Color me surprised.

[witchplz]

No, no, no. See, you have to make a good bargain. You alone isn't enough for your mun-- honestly! You need coffee cake.

Idiot.

[fontastically]

You might have to do a little more work than that to get a paid. But I believe in you.

[honcho]

[ HE KNOWS IT'S A RHETORICAL QUESTION but shut up is why ] Rahzel-chan! And that's just to name one. Aren't you two supposed to be close, hahhh?

Of course I do! I strike 'em all the time—!!

[honcho]

Yeah. Remember that pizza box I hit you in the face with, once? I had to answer the door to get that.

[ getting up from the couch = work ]

[honcho]

Coffee cake!! Rahzel-chan...

[ repeated like she has the best ideas (she does, obviously).. in the most endearing tone. ]

I'm sure she would love your homemade cooking, you know? [ huhu ]

[symphonise]

Don't worry. We've worked those feelings out of her. [ By painting the town red and vandalizing Holly Heights. ]

That's a really bad joke. I can't even say don't make me laugh.

[shipwrecking]

Gods, don't even bring it up.

... But that was the time I kicked your ass with a can of hairspray, yeah?

[or however she wants to remember it!!]

[markovich]

Student Council President!

Getting work out of you is like pulling teeth, so your mun would be crazy to refuse your offer. [he nods thoughtfully] This is fool proof.

[honcho]

[ well that's one person ]

Ion-chan!! I knew I could count on you for that. But I believe in you, too! We'll be back together in no time.

[ it's the most extreme of wishful thinking ]

[honcho]

[ —?!?!?! ] Ahh, what a weird thing to say. [ and it's offensive... he's offended. ] Are you gonna drop deets on that, or what?

It's the truth, Nonon-chan. You can't get by being as suspiciously efficient as I am in office without working out deals on everything. [ they sign indentured servitude contracts ]

[fontastically]

...'chan?'

[Uh.]

Who's getting back together?

[honcho]

Oh noooo, Mu-chan, haven't I told you like a hundred times? My natural hair color's black.


I won that battle.

[honcho]

Chaaan. Unless you prefer something manlier, like -kun? I'll make an exception for you.

[ JUST FOR ION. isn't he special. ]

We are! In a game, that is. [ it's delusional don't pay it mind ]

[shipwrecking]

You didn't win shit! Don't kid yourself!

[symphonise]

[ He's meant to be offended by her bullshit, so good. ]

You left. Do you have the right to those details? No.

Hah? Who gave you permission to call me that? You better back up before you get offered a deal you can't refuse.

[honcho]

Riiight? That's why I thought!! Compromise is the key to success, after all.

[ wise words........... perhaps ]

You'll lend me a hand with this, yeah?

[honcho]

I mean, it was pretty obvious, but okaaaay. Even the fates foretold it, I'm just saying.

[fontastically]

Well, I am a man. Erm...

[Being manly enough to run around with a breeze between the legs is pretty damn special.]

Who is we? [...] Did you finally find true love? Is this what this is about? Then we definitely need to get you a paid...

[witchplz]

Coffee cake!! Wan-wan~ [said in the same tone]

But do you really want us gossiping about you while we eat cake?

[honcho]

I mean, probably. [ ... ] If not you, I'll just find out from someone else.

[ :T ]

What deal? Is there something cuter I should call you, besides "Nonon-chan"? —Did Nonon-chan want a nickname?

[hisa]

...I missed you too, President-kun.

What kind of work are you thinking of?

[markovich]

Er, now when you say "lend me a hand" do you really mean "do most of the work"?

[He's friends with Karasawa and Motoharu okay he knows.]

[honcho]

[ CUTE........ TOO CUTE....... it's cavities-inducing. so yeah it took like all of like ten seconds before he has to hug her, wtg ]

Would you do that? [ —okay, no, let him rephrase. ] I mean, if it brings me back, then it's completely worth the trade-off, obviously. Anywaaay, I can just sit in and stop it form happening!!

[ it won't work though... ]