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[honcho]

Ahhh, Mun-chan!! ☆ Missed me, huh? I knew it was only a matter of time before you brought me back!! You couldn't even get by a few months. Nowww, all that's left is for you to snag me a paid, app me back into some cozy, monster-free home... [ not happening. ] ... Haha, okay, never say never! Let's not dwell on all the problems with that, 'kay?

But anyway, being cooped up here has kinda turned into no work, no play. See, I'm willing to do even just a little bit of work, mostly play to get things started. That's a good bargain, right?

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[symphonise]

Who would miss you?

Do you even know what a good bargain is?

[honcho]

[ HE KNOWS IT'S A RHETORICAL QUESTION but shut up is why ] Rahzel-chan! And that's just to name one. Aren't you two supposed to be close, hahhh?

Of course I do! I strike 'em all the time—!!

[symphonise]

Don't worry. We've worked those feelings out of her. [ By painting the town red and vandalizing Holly Heights. ]

That's a really bad joke. I can't even say don't make me laugh.

[honcho]

[ —?!?!?! ] Ahh, what a weird thing to say. [ and it's offensive... he's offended. ] Are you gonna drop deets on that, or what?

It's the truth, Nonon-chan. You can't get by being as suspiciously efficient as I am in office without working out deals on everything. [ they sign indentured servitude contracts ]

[shipwrecking]

[ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING]

You're capable of work? Color me surprised.

[honcho]

Yeah. Remember that pizza box I hit you in the face with, once? I had to answer the door to get that.

[ getting up from the couch = work ]

[shipwrecking]

Gods, don't even bring it up.

... But that was the time I kicked your ass with a can of hairspray, yeah?

[or however she wants to remember it!!]

[honcho]

Oh noooo, Mu-chan, haven't I told you like a hundred times? My natural hair color's black.


I won that battle.

[witchplz]

No, no, no. See, you have to make a good bargain. You alone isn't enough for your mun-- honestly! You need coffee cake.

Idiot.

[honcho]

Coffee cake!! Rahzel-chan...

[ repeated like she has the best ideas (she does, obviously).. in the most endearing tone. ]

I'm sure she would love your homemade cooking, you know? [ huhu ]

[witchplz]

Coffee cake!! Wan-wan~ [said in the same tone]

But do you really want us gossiping about you while we eat cake?

[honcho]

[ CUTE........ TOO CUTE....... it's cavities-inducing. so yeah it took like all of like ten seconds before he has to hug her, wtg ]

Would you do that? [ —okay, no, let him rephrase. ] I mean, if it brings me back, then it's completely worth the trade-off, obviously. Anywaaay, I can just sit in and stop it form happening!!

[ it won't work though... ]

[fontastically]

You might have to do a little more work than that to get a paid. But I believe in you.

[honcho]

[ well that's one person ]

Ion-chan!! I knew I could count on you for that. But I believe in you, too! We'll be back together in no time.

[ it's the most extreme of wishful thinking ]

[fontastically]

...'chan?'

[Uh.]

Who's getting back together?

[honcho]

Chaaan. Unless you prefer something manlier, like -kun? I'll make an exception for you.

[ JUST FOR ION. isn't he special. ]

We are! In a game, that is. [ it's delusional don't pay it mind ]

[markovich]

Student Council President!

Getting work out of you is like pulling teeth, so your mun would be crazy to refuse your offer. [he nods thoughtfully] This is fool proof.

[honcho]

Riiight? That's why I thought!! Compromise is the key to success, after all.

[ wise words........... perhaps ]

You'll lend me a hand with this, yeah?

[markovich]

Er, now when you say "lend me a hand" do you really mean "do most of the work"?

[He's friends with Karasawa and Motoharu okay he knows.]

[hisa]

...I missed you too, President-kun.

What kind of work are you thinking of?

[honcho]

See, see? I knew it was true! The rest of 'em are just being shy. And I missed you, too!!

[ unabashedly. ]

Hmm, I actually dunno! What would Hisami-chan do in my situation, huh?

[hisa]

[She blinks.]

I'd do something I know I'd really like. Or something I'm good at doing.

[But Hisami, Prez doesn't like work......]

[nagyka]

You're actually capable of work? [ A hint of humor. ] When did this life-changing event start occurring?

[ She refuses to touch upon the selfish statements prior since she personally would never suggest that she should have money and effort spent on her and would rather it be saved for something worthwhile.

She shouldn't be surprised, though. ]

[honcho]

... When I was given an ultimatum, basically. [ complimentary "hahaha" thrown in.

ah, quistis, the most responsible of muses... he may never understand, yet he still expects it. ]

But Q-chan! You missed me too, huh? I knew you must've.

[nagyka]

Were you actually given an ultimatum or are you the one giving it? Pardon my assumptions, but from your rhetoric, I don't particularly see any sort of offer being given to you.

[ If anything, it seems like he's making the ultimatum in... well, a very weird, President-like way. ]

I-I'm not sure where you've gotten the idea.

[ Probably from how quickly she snapped that back and the way she minutely turns from him. Who would have thought that somewhere, deep down, she sometimes acts her age. ]