Mun really wants to give him a new username

[skyconquistador]

You are NOT going renaming me to what they call me! That name is degrading and even lamer than what you could think up of. And that includes the "special" usernames you cooked up for your friends.

And shut up. I am so not tsundere. You take your moe-moe kyun-kyun archetypes outside. There's no way in all of the Underworld I'll ever hug anyone, under any circumstances.

And stop comparing me to Meta Knight. I'm so much better than that top tier bastard. I don't even have to get banned from tournaments.

...Tch.

Comments

[shiningascent]

About what? The cake?

[skyconquistador]

About you being stupid, stupid.

[shiningascent]

I'm not stupid! You started it by saying stupid things that made no sense.

[skyconquistador]

You're the stupid one if you couldn't understand it in the first place.

[shiningascent]

And you're the one who keeps insisting on having this stupid argument. And that just makes everyone sound... well... stupid!

[skyconquistador]

Whatever, pupPIT.

[shiningascent]

I'm a willing servant of the Goddess. There's a difference, get it right.

[skyconquistador]

So. You're comfortable being her little bitch.

[shiningascent]

No, it isn't like that at all! If it wasn't for her, I'd be finished for good! We need each other... the bond between angel and Goddess goes way deeper than anyone, especially someone like you, could understand!

[skyconquistador]

You just don't understand what real freedom is.

[shiningascent]

Maybe... but the same goes for you, doesn't it? If I can't understand your freedom, then maybe you just don't get what it's like for me, either.

[skyconquistador]

And how are you still sane hanging around all of the Goddesses?

[shiningascent]

Skill, determination, and some well-timed R&R. Lady Palutena and I pretty much have a rhythm going, you see. Viridi on the other hand...

[skyconquistador]

When she's not blowing up kitchens, from what I hear.

[shiningascent]

Well, she did go out and get pizza for me and the Centurions afterwards, so it worked out! You can't look at everything so negatively all the time!

[Smile smile SMILE SMILE SMILE...]

[skyconquistador]

And just who had to clean up her mess afterwords?

[shiningascent]

Well-- everybody pitched in. Gotta say, it really builds up an appetite! That was some good pizza~

[skyconquistador]

Hearing that, I wouldn't be surprised if you or Palutena accidentally unleashed all hell on Earth if someone stole your strawberry shortcake.

[shiningascent]

Huh? What do you mean by that? It's not like she cooks badly all of the time, it's just... sometimes there are weird results, that's all.

[skyconquistador]

Just a little horror story some top tier bastard told me.