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Those words suddenly became the most dangerous words I have ever heard.

Edited 2012-03-23 20:35 (UTC)

You worry too much, dear cousin.

[Really, Merry? The innocent face now? As if that works anymore on Frodo]

You've given me (and all that know you, and know you too well) cause to worry. Repeatedly.

[ it would have if you'd let it! >\ ]

Yes, well, you and all the others have no cause to be worried, because everything was under control. [ PFFT. ]

[only on those who don't know you!]

Meriadoc Brandybuck, you did not just claim you have everything under control like a responsible adult. To the very face of someone who's felt the brunt of your pranks gone wrong one time too many!

Edited 2012-03-24 02:03 (UTC)

You do understand, dear cousin, that most of those times you are to be blamed for them?

I beg your pardon, how were they mostly my fault?

Well if you only stayed where I told you to, then you wouldn't have to feel anything but some enjoyment!

Someone has to keep watch, otherwise you'd have been caught far more than you have to date.

Which brings me back to my original statement, dear Frodo: you worry too much.

I worry that one day you won't have someone responsible there to watch out for you when you get in too deep.

What's that? Responsible, are you?

[Frodo looks offended]

Yes, well, I have come of age. You were there at the very party!

[Parties make it official]

[ no it doesn't! ]

I was, of course. But coming of age does not necessarily guarantee becoming responsible!

[ just watch out when he comes of age. ]

[...well said, Merry. Too well said. Let's not go into Frodo's past exploits either, because they were just as numerous as Merry's.]

I will have you know that Bilbo has been going over the responsibilities of being Master of the Hill with me more than one can count, and that he had deemed me generally quite responsible and ready.

[if Frodo doesn't wander off with a book or get distracted. Don't even put that image into Frodo's head, it will be terror manifest on the Shire. Or when Merry takes his duties on in full]

Generally.

[ why yes, merry will pick up the words that you use against you. ]

[Have a trademarked Baggins scowl at you. Stop that!]

I- Some of the business is rather dull, Merry!

Edited 2012-03-24 03:06 (UTC)

[ and have a Brandybuck smirk in return! ]

Ah... and so what does the responsible Mr. Frodo Baggins do when business is rather dull, hm?

[Frodo's starting to look just a little snippy now in response. He's caught. Guilty]

I go and....do things. I wander around. Sometimes I read. You ought to give that more of a try.

Oh, but those are responsible things to do, Mr. Frodo. I ought not to dabble in them.

Responsible, Merry, is dealing civilly with Lobelia and countless other relatives claiming a connection to Bilbo and his supposed wealth just hours after he left.

You don't know how much I wanted to climb out the nearest window.

[ sob, frodo. ]

It must be very hard for you to deal with them. Maybe next time you should call me and Pip, and perhaps Sam, too! Just so we can face them all together.

I managed to keep my tongue only because you were there standing between the Sackville-Baggins and my sanity. For not being "responsible" yet, you certainly do have a responsible streak in you.

[And seeing Merry barely keeping civil helped too, especially since it was probably taking everything not to say something incredible to their faces. Although Frodo almost wished he had]

Pippin and Sam along as well would make for a very dangerous combination. I don't think Bag End would have survived.

Then the four of us ought to stay as close together as possible. I don't think this is the last we'll see your... relatives.

Now why would you even think of such a thing in passing?

[he shudders]

Your idea doesn't sound bad at all, but there's a fatal flaw. Sam does actually have work to do, you know. As do I. seeing as I am a responsible hobbit now, unlike a certain Master Brandybuck