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[masterholbytla]

See, Mundane, I know you know that I am, quite frankly, bored. What should we do about it?

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[especially_the_lies]

I find that one of the best ways to combat a little boredom is to sit down and curl up with an excellent piece of literature.

Perhaps you, my friend, could use a good book.

[masterholbytla]

Books are entertaining enough on their own, but I want something... shall we say, livelier than reading.

[especially_the_lies]

Livelier than reading? My good friend, have you ever taken the time to sample Cardassian literature?

Courage! Intrigue! Selfless devotion! And always a happy ending.

Of course, if you're talking about leaping behind enemy lines, cutting down hundreds of opponents, and eating from your opponent's heart, I suppose Klingon epics might be more to your liking. Personally, I find them a little... graphic.

[masterholbytla]

Oh, no. I don't think I've ever heard of those.

[especially_the_lies]

Oh, then might I recommend a personal favorite of mine? It's called "The Never-Ending Sacrifice."

It follows the lives of seven generations of a Cardassian family, all whom grow up, live selfless lives of devotion to the state, and pass their values on to the next generation. In fact, many consider it the greatest Cardassian novel ever written.

[masterholbytla]

Where might I get one, then?

[especially_the_lies]

Oh, I'd be more than happy to get you a copy!

By the way, are you in the market for a new suit?

[masterholbytla]

A new suit?