any canon point works, even tfa!han

[swindlings]

You and I both know adventuring ain't my cup of tea, so why don't you quit while you're ahead, huh?

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I'm so sorry~

[renkylo]

[Have a certain someone staring at you, Han. Even though he's wearing his mask so it can't be sure where he's looking or what his expression may be.]

i, too, am sorry

[swindlings]

Y'know the secret to my sun-kissed skin is that I don't wear a mask.

[renkylo]

.... Do you think that I would want to be anything like you, Han Solo?

[There is a disdain underlying the restrained layer of calm in his voice.]

[swindlings]

I don't see why else you'd try to make contact with me after all this time.

( a wry smile. ) Unless you want to shed some light on that for me, Ben.

[neverjoinyou]

I'm pretty sure tea isn't your cup of tea. But adventuring? You've got to be kidding.

[swindlings]

I don't like adventure. I don't know who told you otherwise, but I don't like it.

( stop smiling, luke! )

[neverjoinyou]

So you're just... really bad at avoiding it.

[swindlings]

Or it might just be the company.

pardon my lack of icons; still on the hunt!

[notimeforsorrow]

[Have a wry smile, Han.]

Who are you kidding, flyboy? Your hunk of metal isn't just there for decoration, is it?

icons or not i'm already weeping

[swindlings]

She's there to help me get my average-ordinary job done.

me too omg I hope you don't mind how shaky I am with her because still voicetesting

[notimeforsorrow]

Sure. And the reason you need a ship that can make the Kessel run in less than twelve parsecs is precisely because your job is so boring.

[She quirked a brow in amusement.]

i'm even worse!! i've never played han in my life until now so we can be morons 2gether

[swindlings]

( han's mind works very specifically to fit his aims at all times, and now is most definitely included. )

I knew you thought my stories were interesting.

[forcepiloting]

[ She snorts, amused. ]

Good luck trying to convince... well, anyone of that.

[swindlings]

I'm starting to get offended at how so many of you don't believe me.

[forcepiloting]

I didn't even know you for that long, and I know it's not true.

Your whole life has been filled with adventure. You're just like a legend, you know.

[swindlings]

See, the question here is "did I want the adventures?"

( han can't lie, though. the whole 'legend' bit makes him puff with pride. )

I hope an AU Kylo Ren is alright? The profile explains it.

[greyorder]

That's not exactly the way Mother tells it. [Regarding your adventuring, that is. Your helmetless son will just stand off to the side, his lightsaber gone, looking like he hasn't slept in days. It was his mun's idea to make contact, not his.

After all, he and Han have... issues.]

HES MORE THAN ALL RIGHT HES EVERYTHING I WANTED FROM THE FILM HOLY SHIT

[swindlings]

Oh, jeez. You too, Ben? Really?

( yeah, all right, so things might be awkward. doesn't change the fact that han is practically exhausted by all these non-believers. )

Adventures are the reason my hair's turned to winter wonderland, y'know.

Thanks!

[greyorder]

[He shifts uncomfortably at the name Ben. Ben was a light side Force user. He isn't. But he's not going to back down this quickly.] You're aware that many planets and species have ways of dyeing hair, right? Admiral Hux's red was never a natural one.

[Maybe he shouldn't have mentioned one of his not-exactly-enemies from his Kylo Ren days. What even is this conversation?]

[swindlings]

( seriously, ben--han couldn't care less what side of the force you were on. all that matters to him right now is that you're home... and doubting him like the rest of them.

why can't anyone ever give him a break? )

You're kind of missing the point, kid.

[dontcallherprincess]

[See this face, Han? She ain't buying what you're selling.]

Who are you trying to convince - your mun or yourself?

[swindlings]

Everyone.

( duh, leia. you'd think with age would come wisdom. )

[gentleprotector]

[Well this is certainly very much new. The gentle wookie is rather surprised and with that he makes a little noise before he tilts his head slightly.

He's not buying this at all, Solo but he can play along with this game]

ARE YOU AWARE OF THE HORRIFICALLY LOUD NOISE I JUST MADE

[swindlings]

Oh, no. I'm not hearing any of that from you today!

:D!!!!!! <3333333

[gentleprotector]

[He's just going to keep his head tilted and give another low noise.

He's still not buying it but again he can play this game for as long as you can Han, if not longer]