I could have asked this on Plurk but I wanted to use him here again.

[epicdouchebag]

The kind of conversations you and that mutt of a friend you have have don't hold my interest.

I don't care how many hours you took trying to make your Xbox avatar look like me. A fake is a fake, and will never shine as bright as the original.

...And what is this talk you're having with your friend about a supposed Noble Phantasm my father owned that is EX++ rank? Even I know that EX++ rank isn't possible. Your friend clearly needs a lesson in his fandoms.

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[wickedchild]

Well sir, maybe it is possible...I mean, aren't rankings things people make up based on observations? So it's all about perceptions.

[epicdouchebag]

If that were the case, every other Servant would have E rank stats.

[wickedchild]

Well, I don't really know your system, but if we're talking about adding ranks either way, you might as well go to the extreme and call it F.

...Although, I guess just because it's based on perception doesn't mean it's relative, so maybe instead of making others lower it'd be best to make yours higher.

[Not even questioning that his claims might be hyperbole. Not because he believes them, but just because he has no evidence otherwise.]

[epicdouchebag]

If it were possible to make mine higher, it would have happened by now.

[wickedchild]

Not if the ones who decide the ranks just don't understand, sir. Are you really that strong?

[epicdouchebag]

When lowly beings are able to gaze upon my full power, I show it. So far, I have yet to come across someone who has required such a thing.

[wickedchild]

Really? That's neat. But, it also sounds annoying. I know I get irritated when nothing makes me get serious.

[epicdouchebag]

It would be much more annoying to allow these dogs to gaze upon my most prized possession.

[wickedchild]

Maybe if you showed off more, you'd get a better class of challenger?

[epicdouchebag]

I've already attempted this, unfortunately it did not bring about anyone strong enough.

[wickedchild]

Well.

I kind of want to challenge you myself. I'm not strong yet, but if you can wait a couple years I'll give it a shot?

[epicdouchebag]

You are always free to try.

[wickedchild]

Hee-hee, alright, but if it turns out you're all talk I'll get really mad, so please make me fight for my life properly.

[epicdouchebag]

Arrogance requires manning up to it. I wouldn't make claims that were false.

[wickedchild]

...Muaheehehehe!

I really like you!

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[mudpuppet]

...

[Mutt. Mongrel. Those dirty words he hates.]

[mudpuppet]

[But it's his King, so he's joyous. Enkidu will let it slide for now.]

It must have been a honest mistake, my friend. What's the harm in that kind of speculation?

[epicdouchebag]

Both my mundane and myself find the one who made the comment to be insufferable. He attempts to mimic my personality, but arrogance comes with the ability to back it up. This man does not hold such a right.

[mudpuppet]

Why would they do that? There's only one King. In any case, it doesn't sound like that man has any ill will. He must admire you a great deal.

[epicdouchebag]

To go out of his way to seek more information out of my legend, I suppose I can give credit where credit is due. I consider him in the same league as these other mortals, but perhaps he has earned a slight twinge of respect.

[mudpuppet]

[He smiles. That small concession of acknowledgement seems enough.]

Do you really hold humanity so low in your opinion? I've seen a little of what the world has become and I can still see that is beautiful as ever.

[epicdouchebag]

I have seen enough to know that the creatures that inhabit this planet are unfit for my rule.

[mudpuppet]

Then I'll have to show you what I've seen, my friend. Let's go together in a journey like in the olden days.

[epicdouchebag]

If I were able to I would gladly accompany you, my friend. Unfortunately, this mundane of mine wouldn't permit it. His control is akin to that of the Command Spell.

[mudpuppet]

One one should stop the King. If you need me to stand against your mundane as we did against the gods, I would without regrets.

[epicdouchebag]

Even with your assistance, I have accepted things as they are. Temporarily, of course. Has your mundane held thoughts of where to place you, if anywhere?

[mudpuppet]

If that's your decision, my friend. No, she only plans to send me to the occasional meme.

[epicdouchebag]

Perhaps our paths will once again cross there.

[mudpuppet]

I'm sure that fate will bring our paths together once again, my friend!