I could have asked this on Plurk but I wanted to use him here again.

[epicdouchebag]

The kind of conversations you and that mutt of a friend you have have don't hold my interest.

I don't care how many hours you took trying to make your Xbox avatar look like me. A fake is a fake, and will never shine as bright as the original.

...And what is this talk you're having with your friend about a supposed Noble Phantasm my father owned that is EX++ rank? Even I know that EX++ rank isn't possible. Your friend clearly needs a lesson in his fandoms.

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[epicdouchebag]

If that were the case, every other Servant would have E rank stats.

[wickedchild]

Well, I don't really know your system, but if we're talking about adding ranks either way, you might as well go to the extreme and call it F.

...Although, I guess just because it's based on perception doesn't mean it's relative, so maybe instead of making others lower it'd be best to make yours higher.

[Not even questioning that his claims might be hyperbole. Not because he believes them, but just because he has no evidence otherwise.]

[epicdouchebag]

If it were possible to make mine higher, it would have happened by now.

[wickedchild]

Not if the ones who decide the ranks just don't understand, sir. Are you really that strong?

[epicdouchebag]

When lowly beings are able to gaze upon my full power, I show it. So far, I have yet to come across someone who has required such a thing.

[wickedchild]

Really? That's neat. But, it also sounds annoying. I know I get irritated when nothing makes me get serious.

[epicdouchebag]

It would be much more annoying to allow these dogs to gaze upon my most prized possession.

[wickedchild]

Maybe if you showed off more, you'd get a better class of challenger?

[epicdouchebag]

I've already attempted this, unfortunately it did not bring about anyone strong enough.

[wickedchild]

Well.

I kind of want to challenge you myself. I'm not strong yet, but if you can wait a couple years I'll give it a shot?

[epicdouchebag]

You are always free to try.

[wickedchild]

Hee-hee, alright, but if it turns out you're all talk I'll get really mad, so please make me fight for my life properly.

[epicdouchebag]

Arrogance requires manning up to it. I wouldn't make claims that were false.

[wickedchild]

...Muaheehehehe!

I really like you!