I could have asked this on Plurk but I wanted to use him here again.

[epicdouchebag]

The kind of conversations you and that mutt of a friend you have have don't hold my interest.

I don't care how many hours you took trying to make your Xbox avatar look like me. A fake is a fake, and will never shine as bright as the original.

...And what is this talk you're having with your friend about a supposed Noble Phantasm my father owned that is EX++ rank? Even I know that EX++ rank isn't possible. Your friend clearly needs a lesson in his fandoms.

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[mudpuppet]

Why would they do that? There's only one King. In any case, it doesn't sound like that man has any ill will. He must admire you a great deal.

[epicdouchebag]

To go out of his way to seek more information out of my legend, I suppose I can give credit where credit is due. I consider him in the same league as these other mortals, but perhaps he has earned a slight twinge of respect.

[mudpuppet]

[He smiles. That small concession of acknowledgement seems enough.]

Do you really hold humanity so low in your opinion? I've seen a little of what the world has become and I can still see that is beautiful as ever.

[epicdouchebag]

I have seen enough to know that the creatures that inhabit this planet are unfit for my rule.

[mudpuppet]

Then I'll have to show you what I've seen, my friend. Let's go together in a journey like in the olden days.

[epicdouchebag]

If I were able to I would gladly accompany you, my friend. Unfortunately, this mundane of mine wouldn't permit it. His control is akin to that of the Command Spell.

[mudpuppet]

One one should stop the King. If you need me to stand against your mundane as we did against the gods, I would without regrets.

[epicdouchebag]

Even with your assistance, I have accepted things as they are. Temporarily, of course. Has your mundane held thoughts of where to place you, if anywhere?

[mudpuppet]

If that's your decision, my friend. No, she only plans to send me to the occasional meme.

[epicdouchebag]

Perhaps our paths will once again cross there.

[mudpuppet]

I'm sure that fate will bring our paths together once again, my friend!