mayfield_rpg but only semi-relevant. | canon: suzumiya haruhi series

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You!

Yes, you — the girl behind the keyboard! I have an important announcement for you! If you don't listen, I'll give you the death penalty, and I'll make sure of that - I'll make it so your head turns a complete 360. Got it?

Anyway, what's important here are my feelings. That's right, I know everything you're planning! Even the stuff for April Fool's! Just because you ship me with that idiotic brigade member called Kyon doesn't mean that I like him or anything.

Idiot.

And that so-called love triangle? It's out of the question. It doesn't exist. And you should stop writing those ridiculously out of character threads and continue to do that stupid, ridiculous canon review of yours!

Besides, if you're going to play a someone in charge, you have to remember the facts!

And the fact is this: you're completely jealous that someone you know can play me a lot better than you do! So step on it. And if you don't get it done by the end of April 1st, I'm giving you a penalty - a double penalty!

That is all.

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[extraordinarily]

Oh, I see. Since you’re Kyon B, it’s obviously not your problem, right? After all, it’s Kyon A’s problem that he’s a part of that sickening love triangle, right?

[That’s a bad sign. Kyon, the best thing to do right now is run for your life.]

[didhishomework]

[Oh god. He really should apologize to Kyon A if he ever sees him. Wait, why is he Kyon B? Oh, maybe because he's not the Kyon that she's used to. This multiverse gets to be too much sometimes.]

Well, I have a lot on my own plate right now. A love triangle would probably make things a hell of a lot worse.

[extraordinarily]

Really? Like what? I already know about that whole “world getting destroyed” thing, so don’t give me that crap. Come on, spill!

[And she’ll add one more thing.]

Or else.

[didhishomework]

[If only that "Classified Information" thing worked for him.]

Dealing with whatever the Infinite Improbability Drive is going to bring, making sure my roommates keep their noses clean, keeping an eye on what the you there is doing. Plus, this guy's continuous attempts to keep me busy keeps me tired too.

I don't really have time to think about relationships, let alone sorting them out.

[extraordinarily]

That's lame! Even I can deal with that and still have plenty of time for a whole bunch more.

[didhishomework]

Then shouldn't something like this not be anything close to a problem for you?

[extraordinarily]

You… you’re a huge idiot! A love triangle is the hardest problem to deal with! It’s like all of those things combined times one hundred! But it doesn’t exist anyway, so I just have to deal with my relationship with my idiot.

[didhishomework]

That was kind of my point. Regardless of how difficult or not the things I'm doing are, I can't add one of those onto it.

[He's also wondering if he should be offended FOR the other Kyon for being called "my idiot". Oh well. He'll let him deal with that.]

[extraordinarily]

Hmph. I guess you’re one of the luckier Kyons, then.

[didhishomework]

For now.

To be completely honest with you, just because it's not happening where I am doesn't mean that this guy doesn't have his "ships", so I'm just going to hope that he chooses to keep them far away from me.

[extraordinarily]

It’s a common factor for these idiots to have their “ships”, you know! Like how I paired up Mikuru-chan and Koizumi-kun for the movie.

[didhishomework]

[Yeah. And look at how that movie turned out.]

The least I could do is hope that the script doesn't involve me finding my way towards-- [How does he put this...] my brigade leader.

[He gets the feeling that any Haruhi would get offended at becoming 'Haruhi B'."]

[extraordinarily]

[It was the best movie ever, don’t deny it.]

You too, huh… well, good luck! I’m pretty sure that the alternate me will find a way around that – especially since we both think that love’s a mental illness. Which would make you the sick one.

[didhishomework]

W-Wait! Hold on, I didn't actually say that I'm-- where did you get that from?!

[extraordinarily]

Well, it’s obvious that you would make the first move if a relationship like that would exist.

[didhishomework]

I'm not trying to make any moves! I mean, well, yeah, it'd probably fall on me, but I'm not planning on it!

[extraordinarily]

I never said you were going to make any moves right away.

[She'll immediately glare at Kyon, looking quite unimpressed.]

And nobody ever plans on these kinds of things. They just... happen.

[Haruhi seems to be talking from experience.]

[didhishomework]

[She has a point there. He glances away, obviously embarrassed.]

And at that point, what do I do? Just go with whatever happens?

[extraordinarily]

Yes, that’s exactly what you do! And you have to stick it out, like a real man! Fight on!

[...her determination is not helping.]

[didhishomework]

...if I ran during anything like that, I probably wouldn't have the guts to face you-- her again anyway.

[Isn't that how it always is? It wasn't as if he avoided her after-- well, that one time.]

[extraordinarily]

Then you should be fine for the most part, right? At least you're not - hopefully - going to be forced to confess and kiss!

[...hopefully.]

[didhishomework]

If that would have happened, it probably would have in February, along with all of the rest of the nonsense that revolves around Valentine's Day.

[He's curious as to how THAT popped into her mind immediately. The answer would probably weird him out though.]

[extraordinarily]

Which is why you're fine!

[And why is she even reassuring this Kyon anyway? Oh well.]

[didhishomework]

Thanks.

...and by the way, thinking about it, things like love triangles, they wind up not being as complicated as it seems. They usually sort themselves out, after a while.

[extraordinarily]

Wait, what do you mean by that?! Does that mean that I might end up dating someone...!? Don't be stupid, Kyon B!