mayfield_rpg but only semi-relevant. | canon: suzumiya haruhi series

[extraordinarily]

You!

Yes, you — the girl behind the keyboard! I have an important announcement for you! If you don't listen, I'll give you the death penalty, and I'll make sure of that - I'll make it so your head turns a complete 360. Got it?

Anyway, what's important here are my feelings. That's right, I know everything you're planning! Even the stuff for April Fool's! Just because you ship me with that idiotic brigade member called Kyon doesn't mean that I like him or anything.

Idiot.

And that so-called love triangle? It's out of the question. It doesn't exist. And you should stop writing those ridiculously out of character threads and continue to do that stupid, ridiculous canon review of yours!

Besides, if you're going to play a someone in charge, you have to remember the facts!

And the fact is this: you're completely jealous that someone you know can play me a lot better than you do! So step on it. And if you don't get it done by the end of April 1st, I'm giving you a penalty - a double penalty!

That is all.

Comments

[didhishomework]

[Considering that it should be in a place where no one can actually hear the conversation that goes on... well, no. He's not going to think about that.]

Because you're trying to let someone down gently, not completely burn a bridge.

[extraordinarily]

And when did I say that I was ever... gentle?

[didhishomework]

You didn't. Sometimes it just helps.

[extraordinarily]

Really? So how exactly am I supposed to explain that I'm not interested without breaking his heart into a million pieces and squashing his face into the dust?

[didhishomework]

[This is a good question. The heart of the good-natured individual that he may be in a different game is in jeopardy, perhaps. Now how would HE like to hear Haruhi reject him?

...well, he wouldn't.]

Just say that you won't tolerate any weird feelings like that within your Brigade. What you two have now is fine, and neither of you need the added stress of being in the same club and dating underneath all of that.

[It's half-assed because he himself wouldn't want to hear something like that. Difficult.]

[extraordinarily]

Well, that makes sense! And I can add the portion about the 'events' to that, too! Yes, it's perfect!

[... Kyon A is now going to one day step into Hell.]

[didhishomework]

Yeah. Events or drives or whatever won't help his cause either.

[His apologies, Kyon A.]

[extraordinarily]

Exactly! And if he tries anything again, I'll give him a penalty.

[didhishomework]

The least you could do is adhere to the three strike rule.

[extraordinarily]

Life isn't baseball, Kyon B! When you do something wrong, you have to get penalized! That's the rule of being a SOS Brigade member.

[didhishomework]

...at least try not to make it too harsh, then. I don't know.

[extraordinarily]

Fine, whatever.