mayfield_rpg but only semi-relevant. | canon: suzumiya haruhi series

[extraordinarily]

You!

Yes, you — the girl behind the keyboard! I have an important announcement for you! If you don't listen, I'll give you the death penalty, and I'll make sure of that - I'll make it so your head turns a complete 360. Got it?

Anyway, what's important here are my feelings. That's right, I know everything you're planning! Even the stuff for April Fool's! Just because you ship me with that idiotic brigade member called Kyon doesn't mean that I like him or anything.

Idiot.

And that so-called love triangle? It's out of the question. It doesn't exist. And you should stop writing those ridiculously out of character threads and continue to do that stupid, ridiculous canon review of yours!

Besides, if you're going to play a someone in charge, you have to remember the facts!

And the fact is this: you're completely jealous that someone you know can play me a lot better than you do! So step on it. And if you don't get it done by the end of April 1st, I'm giving you a penalty - a double penalty!

That is all.

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[slave_of_suzumiya]

... Love triangle?

[extraordinarily]

[...somewhat ignoring you here, Kyon.]

I just told her that it only exists in that puny little head of hers, but she wouldn't listen! Who would want to be in a love triangle with you in it? Sorry, I think I'd rather sever the existence of some sort of love relationship with anyone whatsoever.

[slave_of_suzumiya]

... Right, of course.

(You kind of just... ignored the topic completely there.)

[extraordinarily]

[She's only hearing what she wants to hear, as usual.]

Anyway, Kyon! Since you're here — come help me.

[slave_of_suzumiya]

With what?

[extraordinarily]

Isn't that obvious?

[Haruhi frowns and shakes her head in disappointment. Kind of like as if Kyon were her precious child.]

To figure out a penalty for my mun!

[But then there's a slight pause as she mulls things over.]

But maybe you'll be no use. After all, your mun doesn't seem to be the type to think up of good cruel and unusual punishments. Maybe I should ask someone else instead. Like Koizumi!

[slave_of_suzumiya]

Why do you need to give out a penalty!?

(Oh, right... Because you're Haruhi. Sigh...)

[extraordinarily]

Because my mun's been slacking lately! Even though she's canon reviewing, she's too slow - she should have been done with the first DVD by now, but she's only on the second episode.

[She shrugs and just sounds even more disappointed than before.]

That, at least, deserves one penalty! Slackers should follow through on what they say!

[slave_of_suzumiya]

At least she's canon reviewing at all.

[extraordinarily]

That's stupid! When you canon review, you have to watch everything at once - or else it's a waste of time and reviewing!

[HUFF HUFF]

And besides, she has the six books in her bag right now, but she doesn't want to bother taking them out just because one of the covers got wet and ruined! Honestly, she's just like Mikuru-chan.

[didhishomework]

[He shouldn't be asking this. He's tempting fate, he just knows he is.]

How did you find yourself suddenly ensnared in some kind of love triangle? I wouldn't think that you'd tolerate anything like that to even be thought up.

[extraordinarily]

That's exactly why I'm complaining! I, Suzumiya Haruhi - the brigade's pride and joy is never allowed to be in any sort of love triangle, square, or even a hexagon!

Which is why she's getting a penalty.

[didhishomework]

[Every day, he can thank god that he's not involved in any sort of romantic comedy situations. Considering this is what would have to happen.]

I understand you're frustrated about it, but is it really smart to give any kind of penalty to someone who's in control of your fate? This might encourage her to go through with it anyway.

[extraordinarily]

No way. I managed to break off one person out of a previous triangle - I can do it again.

[didhishomework]

How did you manage something like that?

[extraordinarily]

I don't know. It just happened.

[...after several events and Kyon kissing her about a dozen times.]

[didhishomework]

[Uh-oh. Suddenly, he's in dangerous territory. Let's go back a step.]

Well, if it works, then I guess you can't not give it a shot. This guy's been trying to avoid any sort of penalty, so if anything, you can pull a me and evade all types of romantic shapes and polygons.

[extraordinarily]

Are you kidding? Evading things will only make it worse!

[In her case, at least. Which is never good.]

[didhishomework]

Why is that? It's not like a triangle like that is something that can chase you.

[extraordinarily]

But the people in the said triangle can.

[didhishomework]

...I never even considered that. I guess there are some people who can't accept "no thanks" as an answer, huh?

[extraordinarily]

Well, it’s not like he’s actually chasing after me, so that’s not a problem. The only problem there is about breaking the love triangle is that he lives next door and he’s a part of my brigade!

That’s no fair!

[didhishomework]

[That's a tough one. The girl next door story is pretty good, though if that same girl gets you into so much trouble that your head never stops spinning, that's where it may all fall apart.]

I can't exactly speak for myself, but I don't really think that I can really choose who I do and do not choose to get into these problems with.

[extraordinarily]

Oh, I see. Since you’re Kyon B, it’s obviously not your problem, right? After all, it’s Kyon A’s problem that he’s a part of that sickening love triangle, right?

[That’s a bad sign. Kyon, the best thing to do right now is run for your life.]

[didhishomework]

[Oh god. He really should apologize to Kyon A if he ever sees him. Wait, why is he Kyon B? Oh, maybe because he's not the Kyon that she's used to. This multiverse gets to be too much sometimes.]

Well, I have a lot on my own plate right now. A love triangle would probably make things a hell of a lot worse.