On bringing Lassie into A_Facility

[wedonthaveballs]

So.

Mun.

Let me get this straight.

Because I am not allowed to have a gun, or will not have my own upon entrance into this ... madhouse of misfits, you've decided that I'll go to my 'old-time' survival instincts - stay off camera, forage for food, live in the woods because obviously I've stumbled onto a government conspiracy and they're out to kill me, and I can't trust any of the technology, or anyone there.

Also, I'm going to believe that it's Spencer's fault.

...yeah, that sounds about right.

Carry on.

Comments

[shockinglyold]

Well you'll get plenty of clues where you're going. Though we keep our coffee pretty tight.

[wedonthaveballs]

That ... is going to be inconvenient.

[shockinglyold]

So you planned on taking our coffee but not our food?

[wedonthaveballs]

I was going to test it first.

[shockinglyold]

By stealing it. I'll fry your ass if you touch my coffee.

[wedonthaveballs]

Well I'm hardly going to be walking into your apartment and taking it. That's stealing.

Under the California Penal Code, it would also be considered breaking and entering, and theft, but still. Only if I steal it out of your apartment.

[shockinglyold]

Stealing is stealing, no matter where you steal it from.

[wedonthaveballs]

[There is literally the grinding together of teeth.]

Then I'll just go without, now won't I?

[shockinglyold]

Can you do that?

[Seriously, this guy looks like he'll become savage without his coffee.]

[wedonthaveballs]

I'm going to have to. I do not steal.

[shockinglyold]

You could just get to know people on the ship. We share ... mostly.

[wedonthaveballs]

[Folds his arms over his chest.]

And I should trust any of you right off the bat because ...?

[shockinglyold]

Because otherwise you'll be forgiving for food in our bloody greenhouse. Which, is also stealing.

[wedonthaveballs]

Fine. I can eat roots. And bark. Bark is very nutritious for you, you know. The soldiers used to eat it when supplies ran low in the Civil War.

[shockinglyold]

So you're going to kill our air supply by eating it's roots.

[wedonthaveballs]

I'm one person - I can't eat all the roots in one damned day!

[shockinglyold]

And how long do you intend to be playing survivor?

[wedonthaveballs]

I don't know ... but there are worms and bugs I can eat as well, so don't worry about your precious trees.

[shockinglyold]

There are no worms or bugs.