On bringing Lassie into A_Facility

[wedonthaveballs]

So.

Mun.

Let me get this straight.

Because I am not allowed to have a gun, or will not have my own upon entrance into this ... madhouse of misfits, you've decided that I'll go to my 'old-time' survival instincts - stay off camera, forage for food, live in the woods because obviously I've stumbled onto a government conspiracy and they're out to kill me, and I can't trust any of the technology, or anyone there.

Also, I'm going to believe that it's Spencer's fault.

...yeah, that sounds about right.

Carry on.

Comments

[shockinglyold]

Because otherwise you'll be forgiving for food in our bloody greenhouse. Which, is also stealing.

[wedonthaveballs]

Fine. I can eat roots. And bark. Bark is very nutritious for you, you know. The soldiers used to eat it when supplies ran low in the Civil War.

[shockinglyold]

So you're going to kill our air supply by eating it's roots.

[wedonthaveballs]

I'm one person - I can't eat all the roots in one damned day!

[shockinglyold]

And how long do you intend to be playing survivor?

[wedonthaveballs]

I don't know ... but there are worms and bugs I can eat as well, so don't worry about your precious trees.

[shockinglyold]

There are no worms or bugs.