canon is undertale, considering ryslig next round (potential spoilers in comments)

[skelepun]

A place where humans turn into monsters, huh? Sounds like a bit of a downgrade if you ask me. For the humans, not for me, but that goes without saying dontcha think?

But hey, it's not like I'll fight you about it. You do what you gotta do to keep things spicy. That's the essence of your humanity, right? Beating back the boredom? Heh...

I gotta wonder, though. Do their souls stay human? 'Cuz if that's the case, sorry bro, you ain't no monster.

Or maybe I should be saying congratulations? Heh.

But hey, enough of that. Stop me if you've heard this one before... What kind of pasta do ghosts eat?

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[papyrusiscool95]

Tut tut, haven't you ever heard the phrase "clothes make the monster"? There's nothing wrong with a devilishly handsome exterior! Or an impossibly cool one. OBSERVE!!!

[And in a flash -- well, okay, more like a rapid dash out of Sans' line of sight followed by some effort-filled grunting -- Papyrus appears wearing a totes kickin' rad outfit with fingerless gloves and a backwards baseball cap and everything.

Nobody is more awesome than Papyrus.]

[skelepun]

[That statement will get no argument from Sans, who despite his unchanging expressions seems to be glowing with pride by proximity.]

Slick threads, bro. Maybe you have what it takes to figure that place out after all. [Better Papyrus than him, anyway. Even thinking about the implications made him miss his bed.] I think I might miss Snowdin, myself.

[papyrusiscool95]

[SCOFF.]

You just miss wasting work hours scarfing down the condiment packets at Grillby's. You're lucky you have such an awesome bro around to kick you into shape now and then!

[skelepun]

Don't I know it. [Sans smiled, without a trace of irony. Papyrus may be a little overblown sometimes but, in Sans's opinion, he was very rarely wrong about the things that mattered.] You think this Ryslig place has something like Grillby's? 'Cuz if so I think I might be able to get used to it.

[papyrusiscool95]

I...

[Long pause as he thinks about that one. They really don't know much about the world outside of the barrier yet...]

...have no idea! But that's part of the adventure, isn't it? Getting out there! Discovering new places and trying new, exciting cuisine! Who knows, Ryslig might have streets lined with even better greasy restaurants!

[skelepun]

I'm getting tired just listening to you.

[papyrusiscool95]

[A disapproving look.]

It's probably all the burgers and fries. If you ate healthy, balanced meals, such as, say... spaghetti, you'd be bursting with energy!

[skelepun]

Grillby's doesn't serve spaghetti, bro.

[papyrusiscool95]

No...

[Shifty eyes.]

They don't.

[Shifty eyes the other way.]

BUT!

I happen to know someone who serves the finest spaghetti every day, all the time!

[skelepun]

Oh, yeah, really? [Sans's grin grew imperceptibly wider.] Have I met 'em?

[papyrusiscool95]

SANS!!!!!

[ANGRY STOMPY FEET.]

I'm talking about me!!

[skelepun]

Ohhhh.

[A long, long beat.]

I didn't know you liked spaghetti, man.

[papyrusiscool95]

[SPUTTER.]

Well that's just preposterous! There's no way you haven't noticed the heavenly aromas permeating our home ever since Undyne started giving me--!

...sparring lessons.

1/3

[skelepun]

[Papyrus was right of course. It was impossible. Plates of spaghetti littered his room. Littered every room in their fairly large house.

But this never really got old.]

My bad, bro. Guess I must have...

2/3

[skelepun]

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3/3

[skelepun]

Riga-toni'd it out.

[papyrusiscool95]

[STOMPING INTENSIFIES.]

ARGH!!!!!

[skelepun]

[Snickering, Sans punches at Papyrus's arm. It hits somewhere around his shin bone instead. #ShortSkeletonProblems.]

You love it, man.

[papyrusiscool95]

Against all odds, I do! And it's awful!

[He loves you, man.]

[skelepun]

[He loves you too, bro.

You're kind of what it's all for.]