Voice Testing, Canon is Big Hero 6

[everythinghasitsplace]

You want to do this? You seriously want to do this? Fine. But I have a list of conditions before you do anything.

First off, no pony game. I'm a human and that's what I'll always be. None of that freaky animal stuff. I'm also not going to go in any horror game. Or games with- with- with- getting freaky in the bedroom.

[Wasabi shudders a little.]

Moving on, no amnesia games, none of that murderbear game, no games where I'm in prison, no games set in space... I'd love to remain on earth... no games that require us to insert strange objects into ourselves that we don't know what they'll do, and no games where I have to kill other people.

Oh, and I'd really like a little more organization over your icons.

So long as you find a game where none of those things happen, I'll be cool. Are we clear?

Comments

[punsofiron]

Oh you're just gonna love your life in the next few weeks.

[everythinghasitsplace]

...I hope you're not implying what I think you're implying.

[punsofiron]

Oh you know, you only just listed off pretty much 90% of what games are these days, and muns have a tendency to not care what you want so...

I'll just be over here with popcorn, k?

[everythinghasitsplace]

[Wasabi's eyes widen a little, and...]

No! No! The deal's off! The deal's off!

[Have that popcorn ready, Liz?]

[kuukai]

Okay, so ya've basically eliminated ev'ry possible game.

Like, I think tha's literally all of 'em.

[everythinghasitsplace]

No, no, there's a few left over. Like slice of life games. And some superhero ones.

[kuukai]

Oh.

Well... yer already a superhero. S'not exactly a leap, is it?

[everythinghasitsplace]

Exactly! I don't have to worry about anything unpleasant!

[periodicpurse]

I totally understand not wanting horror, or amnesia, or any of that... but there's one game mine wants to send me to! It's really fun and it has a lot of people like us! I think you'd like it.

[everythinghasitsplace]

[Oh, hey there, Honey Lemon!]

Yeah? What would that one be?

[periodicpurse]

It's called Cosmographia, and we become gems!

[...Wait for it.]

Well, we get a gem in us, and it helps protect us! And gives us abilities! [AND THERE'S A LOT OF SCIENCE AND STUFF. Can you feel the excite in her voice, Wasabi.]

[wantstohelp]

Wow, those are some pretty specific demands.

[Oh hey, bro.]

Hate to break it to you, Wasabi, but we're not really the ones in charge around here.

[everythinghasitsplace]

[Pause. Blink blink. And then...]

GAAAAAAH! ZOMBIE!

[Yep, he's backing away. He's not in his suit, so...]

[wantstohelp]

[Oh, Wasabi. Tadashi shakes his head, raising his hands as if to calm the poor guy down.]

Whoa, hey - Wasabi, it's okay - I'm not a zombie. It's just me, Tadashi.

[bigdamnhiro]

Hate to break it to you, dude, but with those criteria your pickings are pretty slim. Pony game might be the safest option.

[He's kidding man he wouldn't wanna be a pony either]

[everythinghasitsplace]

I don't wanna be a pony! I've heard things about that game. It's not good. Plus you have to be naked. Ugh.

[bigdamnhiro]

Nudist colony full of colorful horses is a downside, yeah. But think about the positives! Nobody's launching you into space, or coercing you into making a porno, or making you live out Nightmare on Elm Street.

...Nah dude, I'm with you, tiny naked horses are not my thing either. But the only other options are, like, reality tv and...zombies. Not a lot of choices.

[honoiro_shisen]

...my mun might know a game for you.

[Yes, that is Tadashi's voice coming from behind the mask, if a bit dulled over, and yes, those are microbots rippling through the shadows behind him. Wasabi, welcome to DW RP, where minds are made to be broken.]

[everythinghasitsplace]

[The moment Wasabi looks at the masked person, Wasabi freaks out a little. He's a little distracted with the appearance to take note of the voice at the moment by realizing he's not in his super hero outfit. He backs up a little while putting his arms up defensively.]

I said NO death games! NONE!

[honoiro_shisen]

It's not a death game... it's a place where your mind alters reality. And you can help save worlds. I... can't go, because I'm, I'm not real like you are. But you could.

[The young-sounding wielder of darkness kneels down, pushes up his mask to see better, and casually opens up his cellphone and starting browsing through it. He smiles, very briefly, timidly.] There. They can click on that. Your mun, I mean. To see if they like that game.

[tomagogo]

.....So you don't want to do anything?

[everythinghasitsplace]

There's still games out there. Slice of life and superhero games.

[tomagogo]

Sounds like they're right up your alley.

[lasereyes]

Wasabi, dude! Space is awesome, how can you rule that out so soon? It's the final frontier and stuff.

Not that my mun lets me find that out. But my dad, on the other hand...

[Not that he can talk about it.]

[dojimadragon]

That's... Quite a list there.