Voice Testing, Canon is Big Hero 6

[everythinghasitsplace]

You want to do this? You seriously want to do this? Fine. But I have a list of conditions before you do anything.

First off, no pony game. I'm a human and that's what I'll always be. None of that freaky animal stuff. I'm also not going to go in any horror game. Or games with- with- with- getting freaky in the bedroom.

[Wasabi shudders a little.]

Moving on, no amnesia games, none of that murderbear game, no games where I'm in prison, no games set in space... I'd love to remain on earth... no games that require us to insert strange objects into ourselves that we don't know what they'll do, and no games where I have to kill other people.

Oh, and I'd really like a little more organization over your icons.

So long as you find a game where none of those things happen, I'll be cool. Are we clear?

Comments

[punsofiron]

Oh you're just gonna love your life in the next few weeks.

[kuukai]

Okay, so ya've basically eliminated ev'ry possible game.

Like, I think tha's literally all of 'em.

[everythinghasitsplace]

...I hope you're not implying what I think you're implying.

[everythinghasitsplace]

No, no, there's a few left over. Like slice of life games. And some superhero ones.

[punsofiron]

Oh you know, you only just listed off pretty much 90% of what games are these days, and muns have a tendency to not care what you want so...

I'll just be over here with popcorn, k?

[kuukai]

Oh.

Well... yer already a superhero. S'not exactly a leap, is it?

[everythinghasitsplace]

[Wasabi's eyes widen a little, and...]

No! No! The deal's off! The deal's off!

[Have that popcorn ready, Liz?]

[everythinghasitsplace]

Exactly! I don't have to worry about anything unpleasant!

[kuukai]

Sounds pretty borin' ta me.

[punsofiron]

[Ohhhhh yes. Slathered in far more butter than should be healthy and everything.]

[everythinghasitsplace]

Knowing exactly what's going to happen can be very enjoyable. I don't know why everyone else disagrees with me, but it's enjoyable.

[everythinghasitsplace]

I don't wanna have things done to me! I don't wanna be violated!

[He then turns to Liz.]

...And that is way too much butter on that popcorn!

[punsofiron]

If by too much you mean not enough.

[Mmmm delicious artery-clogging goodness]

[kuukai]

Ha! Where's yer sense o'adventure?

If ya know everythin' tha's gonna happen, ya migh' as well stay home.

[everythinghasitsplace]

Seriously, lady, you don't even need that much! It tastes good with only a moderate amount. How can you stand eating that? Aren't you worried about your health?

[everythinghasitsplace]

My sense of adventure's just fine! Like... like when I helped deal with that one supervillain in that mask.

[punsofiron]

Bah, like my mun's gonna let me die irreparably.

[Om nom nom]

[everythinghasitsplace]

Your mun is twisted. I was just making sure my mundane treats me properly. It doesn't seem like yours is.

[punsofiron]

Yeaaah, but then she turns around and gives me superpowers and I get to play DnD with cartoon characters. Gotta take advantage of the good moments, really.

[periodicpurse]

I totally understand not wanting horror, or amnesia, or any of that... but there's one game mine wants to send me to! It's really fun and it has a lot of people like us! I think you'd like it.

[everythinghasitsplace]

[Oh, hey there, Honey Lemon!]

Yeah? What would that one be?

[periodicpurse]

It's called Cosmographia, and we become gems!

[...Wait for it.]

Well, we get a gem in us, and it helps protect us! And gives us abilities! [AND THERE'S A LOT OF SCIENCE AND STUFF. Can you feel the excite in her voice, Wasabi.]

[everythinghasitsplace]

Woah, woah, woah...

[Yes, he does. And it looks like it's time to try and bring Honey Lemon back to earth.]

Gems? You mean, like, from that one cartoon? How would that even work? And we already have powers.

[periodicpurse]

[Good luck with that.]

Yeah, just like that one cartoon! And it gives us more stuff we can use to help people!

I also heard a bit about 'fusions', and I'm honestly really curious about it.

[everythinghasitsplace]

I think I'll stick with being a human.

[Well, that's just HIS opinion.]

I'm not even gonna touch these fusionsona things with a twsenty-foot laserblade.